PickUpLineOTDay
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Did you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
7:04 PM May 13th
from Splitweet
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You know, if I were you, I'd say yes to me.
1:44 AM May 5th
from Splitweet
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We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my place.
2:14 AM Apr 30th
from web
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My name's [your name], that's so you know what to scream.
12:27 AM Apr 17th
from web
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Are you wearing lipstick? (Yes) Mind if a taste it?
3:25 PM Apr 10th
from Seesmic Desktop
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Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number...to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.
10:53 PM Apr 9th
from Seesmic Desktop
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Of course there are lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and show off.
9:14 PM Apr 5th
from web
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I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
8:07 PM Apr 2nd
from web
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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
2:27 PM Mar 16th
from web
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If you were erudite, you would let me buy you a drink.
4:50 PM Mar 15th
from web
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8:33 PM Mar 14th
from web
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ProTip: You have to keep in mind that these pick up lines are supposed to be lighthearted. Go watch FreshPrince for some tips on execution.
3:21 PM Mar 14th
from web
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It's not my fault I fell in love. You're the one that tripped me.
1:19 PM Mar 10th
from web
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Hi. Do you see my friend over there? [Point to your friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
10:03 AM Mar 9th
from web
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Do you have the time? (Wait for her to give you time). I mean...the time to write your number down for me.
9:11 PM Mar 8th
from web
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Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
10:20 AM Mar 2nd
from web
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I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw.
9:49 AM Feb 27th
from web
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(Say this seriously) Excuse me miss, can you please step away from the bar. You're melting all the ice. (After silence, break character).
1:52 PM Feb 26th
from web
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I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
8:32 PM Feb 25th
from web
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If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
3:06 PM Feb 24th
from web
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- Name Casanova
- Location In your head.
- Web http://www.twitte...
- Bio Here to help you get into bed. Condomns not included. Follow my other twitter personalities @TheManLaws @TrivialTrivia @IAmYourVoice.
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