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  1. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? 10:14 PM Nov 19th from API
  2. All great discoveries are made by mistake. 8:29 PM Nov 19th from API
  3. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. 7:26 PM Nov 19th from API
  4. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. 4:22 PM Nov 19th from API
  5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 3:25 PM Nov 19th from API
  6. My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. (Roseanne) 2:16 PM Nov 19th from API
  7. If a deaf person goes to court, do they call it a hearing? 12:22 PM Nov 19th from API
  8. "What's Wal-Mart? Do they, like, make walls there?" - Paris Hilton 10:22 AM Nov 19th from API
  9. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 7:16 AM Nov 19th from API
  10. All good things must come to an end, I just want to know when they start! 6:19 AM Nov 19th from API
  11. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it. The thief was spending less than his wife did 1:00 PM Nov 9th from API
  12. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? 11:02 AM Nov 9th from API
  13. If a deaf person goes to court, do they call it a hearing? 9:58 AM Nov 9th from API
  14. Nintendo Wii makes a great gift. http://bit.ly/3HbZk5 12:59 PM Nov 6th from API
  15. Pretty cool Cash Advance site. http://x.azjmp.com/3Jq3H 12:43 PM Nov 6th from API
  16. Video Professor: Starting a Successful Internet Business. http://x.azjmp.com/3Jq3C 12:24 PM Nov 6th from API
  17. These are by far the coolest free 3D Screensavers I've ever seen. http://x.azjmp.com/3Hx13 12:11 PM Nov 6th from API
  18. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 11:54 AM Nov 6th from API
  19. Excellent Recipes. http://x.azjmp.com/3Jq2z 11:35 AM Nov 6th from API
  20. Blogging Books. http://bit.ly/KNIRa 11:17 AM Nov 6th from API