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RT @: I like to think of myself as having all the qualities of a guy w/a beard w/out the hassle of actually having to have a beard.
6:10 PM Apr 30th, 2010
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RT @: I'm going out tonight wearing only sticky notes. Oh, and the platform shoes.
6:08 PM Apr 30th, 2010
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Getting Ready for Drinks at 9:00
10:12 AM Apr 30th, 2010
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How to get out of the Friend Zone
3:16 PM Apr 29th, 2010
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Women: How to be a Successful Gold Digger
9:08 PM Apr 26th, 2010
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5 Dating Tips for Shy Guys
11:11 AM Apr 20th, 2010
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RT @: I can't make your bed rock but I can made your pint of ice cream empty.
11:55 AM Apr 15th, 2010
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RT @: If Demi Moore is on a quest to end child slavery, then what's up with Ashton Kutcher...
9:16 AM Apr 15th, 2010
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5 Horrifying Ways to Ditch Your Date
12:51 PM Mar 31st, 2010
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5 Sex Toys You Can(’t) Live Without
11:44 AM Mar 31st, 2010
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@ Exactly what it is. Sounds like your kind of naughty.
3:43 PM Mar 30th, 2010
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RT @: Stop what you're doing, this is good shit: How To Camouflage Your Blog Post from @
3:42 PM Mar 30th, 2010
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Location, Location, Location
4:25 PM Mar 27th, 2010
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RT @: I'd like to thank Pizza and bacon for who I am today and my girlfriend for having sex with me anyway.
3:48 PM Mar 26th, 2010
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RT @: Hey CVS cashier lady: now that you know about all the ointments I use, perhaps I should put them on you.
3:28 PM Mar 26th, 2010
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Get Your Zodiac on for Spring
12:58 PM Mar 18th, 2010
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RT @: OH: "Is the dongle in or out of the box?"
11:09 AM Mar 18th, 2010
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RT @: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, tell her you fucked her sister. She won't come back again.
11:08 AM Mar 18th, 2010
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RT @: I told a single friend he should start wearing a wedding ring in hopes of being mistaken for one of the "good ones".
5:39 PM Mar 16th, 2010
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RT @: Apparently sex is best when the orgasm lasts longer than the tears.
6:37 PM Mar 10th, 2010
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