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  1. *takes bow*
  2. @dctBallz cool beans, bro! Come on, Carissa! Let's you and me head to Vegas. I hear there's a Little Chapel of Love, no waiting
  3. @missplupp bit of advice. If some guy name Tito offers to tattoo you, don't.
  4. @missplupp That's Mr. Mac, baby. And you bet your knickers I'll call. Fifteen to life won't keep me from a gem assistant like you
  5. @CarissaAinsley *poking head out from SWAT truck* better pull your skirt down, babes. Looks like they're wrapping things up
  6. @missplupp you know, I TOLD them to press inside out. Man, Plupp, a star like me needs a right-hand Joe like you
  7. @dctBallz mmmmm, Denny's...
  8. @missplupp I mean hooowaaaa!!!
  9. @missplupp oh! thanks for noticing! There's this great dry cleaners on Melrose Place...
  10. @dctBallz hoowaaa!!!!
  11. http://bit.ly/13BxTG
  12. @CarissaAinsley Angelina's got nothin' on you, babes! You're my angel, my reason for bustin' out
  13. @dctBallz no, man! Brad Pitt! I'd be rich, get millions per movie, boink Angelina Jolie every night...
  14. @dctBallz yeah, I smell what you're steppin' in http://bit.ly/aJdYu
  15. @CarissaAinsley wait for me, Carissa! I'll come back for you http://bit.ly/wfcyF
  16. Let's go, Ballzy baby! http://bit.ly/uSv8N
  17. @dctBallz hmmm. My finely tuned actor's powers of perception say the first place she'll head is to Dirk's burned out beach house.
  18. @dctBallz um, not what I had in mind when you said holster that pistol, ol buddy
  19. @dctBallz dude! great volleyball moves on the sand, there! Hey, weren't we supposed to be doing something with these holsters and guns?
  20. @dctBallz Denny's? I LOVE Denny's! Mmmmm, pancakes...