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  1. How many of you got a car chase for Boxing Day? Jealous?
  2. The family and I are all fine. The car's a little smashed. Black ice is a bitch.
  3. @littleorangeman Only pursued enough to get his plates. Good Aikido means leaving it to the cops.
  4. Just got scraped up in a multiple-car accident. Got to chase down the asshole trying to leave the scene. Excitingness!
  5. "You guys are going to Branson? Cool! Can I go?" Sometimes I'm glad I don't have to wonder if I'm adopted.
  6. How did I survive holidays with the family before I had an iPhone? http://twitpic.com/vdt5h
  7. If everyone would rather be dead than fly, only terrorists will fly. Then they'll be easy to find. Makes sense.
  8. Really looking forward to that flight home now. What's next? Preemptive taserings for everyone? http://tinyurl.com/yafwjhc
  9. Some impressionable adolescent left that screening of Avatar with the most debilitating 14-ft blue cat person fetish imaginable.
  10. @lacykins Your mom and @picturepicture's dad should go out.
  11. Going with the brother to find out if the massive hype has made it impossible for me to enjoy Avatar.
  12. @cinnachick Know what's worse than PMS or menopause? Democrats.
  13. You know what the wise men DIDN'T bring to the baby Jesus, mom? Turkey bacon. That's what.
  14. It seems that the War on Christmas has failed once again.
  15. Please, please, please let Pope tackling become an annual tradition. And let me do it next year.
  16. Ok, fine, YOU try to explain the concept of "gig posters" to my near-90-year-old grandparents and we'll see how you do.
  17. Having Xmas eve dinner, defending the science behind global warming. Merry something or other.
  18. Accurate, yet redundant. http://twitpic.com/v1rwm
  19. Brother is filling up his flask pre-church. The kid is all right.
  20. Am I the only person whose parents have no discernible interests?