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#lyt Round 9 is not for epileptics.about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
@rosamund Do you need someone to hold your hair back?about 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to rosamund
I never knew til now that the #lyt Commentary Booth is located at the bottom of a well.about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
@sparrowlab Did you get the idea for prettydonkey.com from following @susanorlean?about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to sparrowlab
3:20 of pure, uncut, hypnotic W. T. F. http://bit.ly/xF8g9about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
@flopearedmule The clarification ruined that whole story.about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to flopearedmule
@jocelynmstanton Yes, keep telling yourself that that's the reason.about 23 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jocelynmstanton
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that unless you say 'pretty please.'" #1stdraftmovielinesabout 23 hours ago from Tweetie
"Here's Johnny with an axe to murder you both with!" #1stdraftmovielines2:54 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
@lgerard American Apparel even makes babies look slutty.1:55 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to lgerard
@malki New iPods are always announced in September for xmas. Guess it depends on how much you want or need yours.1:35 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to malki
Past two mornings the thumb of my right hand has been numb-ish and a bit tingly. Guess who will be dragging a squeegee all day again...5:34 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
Home after another long day. This beer won't even know what hit it.6:11 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
Just needs an appropriately funny cat near it: http://twitpic.com/9p3hc10:02 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
Now wondering how long that ink smear was on my face. Since noon yesterday I'm guessing. Glad no one mentioned it to me.6:53 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
@kopka I'm not getting screwed by my health insurance. I don't have any.6:28 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to kopka
Morning Aikido, then another long gig in the studio. Internet, I am leaving you on on own recognizance once again. Don't make me regret it.6:27 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
Long studio day. I hope no one tweeted anything interesting.7:41 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
@knittaplease Wasnt there a scene where Little Pete and Artie were trying to beat up the ocean? I only got 73% on the quiz so maybe not…9:04 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie in reply to knittaplease
@flopearedmule Oh! The great summer adventure has begun, then?7:04 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie in reply to flopearedmule

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