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  1. How many of you got a car chase for Boxing Day? Jealous? about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. The family and I are all fine. The car's a little smashed. Black ice is a bitch. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @littleorangeman Only pursued enough to get his plates. Good Aikido means leaving it to the cops. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to littleorangeman
  4. Just got scraped up in a multiple-car accident. Got to chase down the asshole trying to leave the scene. Excitingness! about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. "You guys are going to Branson? Cool! Can I go?" Sometimes I'm glad I don't have to wonder if I'm adopted. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. How did I survive holidays with the family before I had an iPhone? http://twitpic.com/vdt5h about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. If everyone would rather be dead than fly, only terrorists will fly. Then they'll be easy to find. Makes sense. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. Really looking forward to that flight home now. What's next? Preemptive taserings for everyone? http://tinyurl.com/yafwjhc about 18 hours ago from API
  9. Some impressionable adolescent left that screening of Avatar with the most debilitating 14-ft blue cat person fetish imaginable. 4:54 PM Dec 25th from Tweetie
  10. @lacykins Your mom and @picturepicture's dad should go out. 1:32 PM Dec 25th from Tweetie in reply to lacykins
  11. Going with the brother to find out if the massive hype has made it impossible for me to enjoy Avatar. 1:10 PM Dec 25th from Tweetie
  12. @cinnachick Know what's worse than PMS or menopause? Democrats. 12:01 PM Dec 25th from Tweetie in reply to cinnachick
  13. You know what the wise men DIDN'T bring to the baby Jesus, mom? Turkey bacon. That's what. 9:34 AM Dec 25th from Tweetie
  14. It seems that the War on Christmas has failed once again. 8:05 AM Dec 25th from Tweetie
  15. Please, please, please let Pope tackling become an annual tradition. And let me do it next year. 9:44 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  16. Ok, fine, YOU try to explain the concept of "gig posters" to my near-90-year-old grandparents and we'll see how you do. 8:08 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  17. Having Xmas eve dinner, defending the science behind global warming. Merry something or other. 6:27 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  18. Accurate, yet redundant. http://twitpic.com/v1rwm 4:46 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  19. Brother is filling up his flask pre-church. The kid is all right. 2:27 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  20. Am I the only person whose parents have no discernible interests? 2:01 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  • Name Phineas
  • Location In the last place you look.
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  • Bio Don't follow me. I'm already lost.
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