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  1. Drat. I neglected to read the directions that came with my new feline. It seems the critter needed to be fed daily, not once a fortnight.
  2. @jsnell I concur! Of my four followers, two have criminal records and one an illegitimate litter of puppies. The last is a Bolshevik.
  3. @bxchen Fear not lad. Purchase the lady more libations and tell her how lovely she would look ripe with your child.
  4. @dmoren I haven’t seen my dignity since a double-or-nothing round of three-card monte. Mother denied she fixed it. Now she is dead.
  5. I won this mustache playing baccarat.
  6. I am remembering an egg salad sandwich I ate once in Masparraute. Délicieux.