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  1. Volume Header needs minor repair. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
  2. You two could get to know each other by text messaging. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. I don't feel like sticking your hand in a recently operating toaster oven is the brightest of ideas. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. More Firefly. about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. Okay, but rationally and seriously, it's a horrifying tragedy and I feel bad for the victims' families. Sometimes shit happens. 10:13 AM Dec 5th from TweetDeck
  6. It's sick to make a political point out of a tragedy, but....GOOD THING THERE WEREN'T STIFF GOV'T REGULATIONS! http://bit.ly/7vqOz5 10:12 AM Dec 5th from TweetDeck
  7. Bad parts of today: owing Montgomery County $184. Good parts of today: SNOW. 10:01 AM Dec 5th from TweetDeck
  8. Just picked my first lock. Sleeping in a real bed, I suppose. 2:26 AM Dec 5th from TweetDeck
  9. After being inexplicably awake far longer than I should have been, I find that my bedroom door is locked from the inside. Couch tonight. 2:15 AM Dec 5th from TweetDeck
  10. My body is trying to punish me for not being productive. 12:48 AM Dec 5th from TweetDeck
  11. @hasorey Crooked political dealings imply a crooked personal life. 12:48 AM Dec 5th from TweetDeck in reply to hasorey
  12. Firefly? I'm there. 4:04 PM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
  13. Like a big rig with no brakes. 11:04 AM Dec 4th from Echofon
  14. Lol, female Chase on new season of #Scrubs 10:29 AM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
  15. New celebrity crush: Ellie Kemper. http://bit.ly/fKNoO 10:06 AM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
  16. Hahahaha, @ Dwight's imitation of The Office employees. @TheOffice. 9:53 AM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
  17. Wow....they topped it. The most awkward situation on #TheOffice. "Scott's Tots" 9:42 AM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
  18. Woken up today by my neighbor, Persistent Chainsaw Man. 8:49 AM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
  19. Mattresses aren't just for sleeping and fornicating anymore. 11:39 PM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck
  20. The guys downstairs seem to be having fun. I should crash the party. 11:08 PM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck