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Phillociraptor

@Stephjograham theres 2 'the' s babes #tookmelike2seconds about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to Stephjograham
I've just lost the game 2:36 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android
The fridge at work is far too cold, almost broke my jaw taking a bite into my double decker and brain freeze from my coke #notboss 7:38 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android
Manchestaarrs mad for iiiit! @FayMartin @BarBiSha85 twitter.com/Phillociraptor… 4:40 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
@FayMartin pfft I don't care :P 4:19 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to FayMartin
@FayMartin I'm amazed how even in the 8 seconds of stardom I got a bit of a cheeky stiffy #onlyforyoupet! 4:13 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to FayMartin
@princessaddie89 Aww Addie you're so adorable #ohthatsabitharsh 4:05 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
Lmao! Proud to say that the daft prat who says "Manchestars mad for iiiit!" on snog marry avoid is my girlfriend @FayMartin #gimp :P 3:58 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
Bracing myself for watching Addie on snog marry avoid #ohlord xD 3:54 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
matthewdotclyne if you apply vaseline to your thighs in a supermarket car park, people will think you're scratching your balls #lessonlearned 1:39 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Phillociraptor
@princessaddie89 Your name doesn't have capital letters in it and its making me sick in my throat #sortitout :P 1:36 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
Best bluray purchase for a long while, £9!! Bloody bargain #boss twitter.com/Phillociraptor… 9:01 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android
Soccer aid was boss! Shame public transport and yobs have fucked us over and we've ended up missing the last train home #twat 3:02 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
What a superb day to be plodding down to Old Trafford to watch some celebrity football! Excited!! #socceraid 3:35 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
An absolutely fantastic quote from Sexcetera "thats my wife you're fucking you bastard ... High five!!" #sexcetera 4:06 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
With Eurovision finished and still a few beers left I cant think of anything better than a double bill of Sexcetera #boss #dontjudge 3:34 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Suck on that Norway!! We beat you twice in one night! #boom! #didntcomelast! 3:18 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Cheering very loudly and spilling beer every time we gain points that keep us from the bottom! 3:06 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
We should invade Malta, it shouldn't be difficult seeing their Navy consists of 3 ships, and only 1 has a gun on it #fact! 2:41 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
It will be a shambles if Jedward win Eurovision with a song blatantly about being close to jizzing #closetothewaterline 2:10 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android

Name Phil Dean
Bio Cheeky/odd/cheerful/funny/lazy/witty are just some words to describe me! Now an award winning radio documentary producer, thanks Student Radio :D

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