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Phillociraptor

  1. @Stephjograham theres 2 'the' s babes #tookmelike2seconds
  2. I've just lost the game
  3. The fridge at work is far too cold, almost broke my jaw taking a bite into my double decker and brain freeze from my coke #notboss
  4. Manchestaarrs mad for iiiit! @FayMartin @BarBiSha85 twitter.com/Phillociraptor…
  5. @FayMartin pfft I don't care :P
  6. @FayMartin I'm amazed how even in the 8 seconds of stardom I got a bit of a cheeky stiffy #onlyforyoupet!
  7. @princessaddie89 Aww Addie you're so adorable #ohthatsabitharsh
  8. Lmao! Proud to say that the daft prat who says "Manchestars mad for iiiit!" on snog marry avoid is my girlfriend @FayMartin #gimp :P
  9. Bracing myself for watching Addie on snog marry avoid #ohlord xD
  10. @princessaddie89 Your name doesn't have capital letters in it and its making me sick in my throat #sortitout :P
  11. Best bluray purchase for a long while, £9!! Bloody bargain #boss twitter.com/Phillociraptor…
  12. Soccer aid was boss! Shame public transport and yobs have fucked us over and we've ended up missing the last train home #twat
  13. What a superb day to be plodding down to Old Trafford to watch some celebrity football! Excited!! #socceraid
  14. An absolutely fantastic quote from Sexcetera "thats my wife you're fucking you bastard ... High five!!" #sexcetera
  15. With Eurovision finished and still a few beers left I cant think of anything better than a double bill of Sexcetera #boss #dontjudge
  16. Suck on that Norway!! We beat you twice in one night! #boom! #didntcomelast!
  17. Cheering very loudly and spilling beer every time we gain points that keep us from the bottom!
  18. We should invade Malta, it shouldn't be difficult seeing their Navy consists of 3 ships, and only 1 has a gun on it #fact!
  19. It will be a shambles if Jedward win Eurovision with a song blatantly about being close to jizzing #closetothewaterline