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  1. Driving straight from NY to MT for just 3 gigs and somehow couldn't be happier. 11:35 AM Dec 10th from Ping.fm
  2. People with Alzheimer's are unpatriotic, because they occasionally forget 9/11. 5:23 PM Dec 6th from Ping.fm
  3. thinks everyone was sexier in 2008. The only people who weren't sexier in 2008 are people from 2007. 11:39 AM Dec 6th from Ping.fm
  4. I'm try'na find the words to describe this whore without being disrespectful. 12:11 AM Dec 5th from Ping.fm
  5. just stopped at a rest area with the softest toilet paper. Now that's my tax dollars at work. 8:25 AM Dec 3rd from Ping.fm
  6. wonders if The Unknown Comic gets laid after shows and what the logistics of that are. 1:46 AM Dec 3rd from Ping.fm
  7. is watching Shop Erotic on Oxygen. O brave new world! 1:27 AM Nov 26th from Ping.fm
  8. @BillyTheMime Great show at UCBT last night 10:50 PM Nov 24th from web
  9. is listening to Roy Wood Jr. prank calls in the car with Denis Donohue on the way to Maine. 12:15 AM Nov 22nd from Ping.fm
  10. http://twitpic.com/q6px6 - Mural depicting the first faculty of medicine @ Johns Hopkins 7:44 PM Nov 19th from TwitPic
  11. http://twitpic.com/q6p8j - 7:39 PM Nov 19th from TwitPic
  12. had three 12-yr-old kids sitting in the front row of his show tonight. 10:42 PM Nov 18th from Ping.fm
  13. Yuk Yuk's - Ajax, ON - Thu-Sat. 1:08 PM Nov 11th from Ping.fm
  14. finally let his parents watch a 30-min. DVD of his standup. 7:13 PM Nov 9th from Ping.fm
  15. You know you're detached from "reality" when your first concern about losing your hair is how it will affect your act. 1:06 PM Nov 8th from Ping.fm
  16. Yuk Yuk's - Vaughan, ON - Thu-Sat. 12:15 PM Nov 4th from Ping.fm
  17. New, from the makers of jerking off, comes: having sex! 1:34 PM Oct 30th from Ping.fm
  18. Yuk Yuk's - London, ON - Oct 29-31 3:00 PM Oct 26th from Ping.fm
  19. Hi, Canada: Yuk Yuk's - Mississauga, ON - Thu-Sun. 10:11 AM Oct 21st from Ping.fm
  20. Harrisburg Comedy Zone tonight & tomorrow 8pm & 10:30pm. 4:12 PM Oct 16th from Ping.fm
  • Name Phil Mazo
  • Location Newark, NJ
  • Web http://www.PhilMa...
  • Bio I'm an adorably filthy stand-up comedian performing all over the country. Perhaps I'll be at a venue near you?
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