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philhaney

  1. The Felt Factor #1: ME BUY FACEBOOK: youtu.be/yUBDiEFo0Ug via @youtube 2:39 PM May 29th via Tweet Button
  2. @ryanvooris. It was raining and an out door segment was canceled .. so rickles starts calling paul schaffer a "nazi with ya bald head." 12:07 PM May 7th via Twitter for Android
  3. Someone made a GIF of our vid. Cool. "Matrix Peanut Shoot Out" senorgif.memebase.com/2012/05/02/fun… via @senorgif 10:03 PM May 3rd via Tweet Button
  4. Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza: youtu.be/vOKOoW3YCJY via @youtube 4:29 PM May 2nd via Tweet Button
  5. Check out this salty review! Keanu Reeves Crunches the Bad Guys in ‘The Peanuts Matrix’ | NextMovie nextmovie.com/blog/peanuts-m… via @nextmovie 4:04 PM May 1st via Tweet Button
  6. Iconic lobby scene from sci-fi action film The Matrix recreated with peanuts | Metro.co.uk metro.co.uk/weird/897747-i… via @Metro_Weird 11:22 AM May 1st via Tweet Button
  7. I knew it: All this time reality really is nuts. Get it? Nuts? Check out this dumb video I made The Peanuts Matrix: youtu.be/KVI1Fm9HuVU 2:17 PM Apr 30th via Tweet Button
  8. instagr.am/p/J8cfa9PoAb/ via @helloanimonster The Animonster got me.. I thought I felt someone licking my head but decided to say nothing. 6:45 PM Apr 27th via Tweet Button
  9. I'm debating if I should drop weight or drop to the floor & eat here: ‘Heart Attack Grill’ customer collapses news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow… 3:23 PM Apr 24th via Tweet Button
  10. @eschmalf you actually made me LOL for reals. 8:15 PM Apr 23rd via web in reply to eschmalf
  11. This is how I train every day. Rocky IV Montage! Training Motivation!!: youtu.be/DWKKGoxHQTQ via @youtube 11:54 AM Apr 20th via Tweet Button
  12. New YFM music video!! TEXT ME BACK - (Your Favorite Martian music video): youtu.be/HROR74Au5Ek via @youtube 12:10 PM Apr 11th via Tweet Button
  13. Distribution Of Heavy Metal Bands Around The World buzzfeed.com/mjs538/distrib… 4:11 PM Mar 30th via Tweet Button
  14. NEW YFM Song!! TAKE OVER THE WORLD - (Your Favorite Martian music video): youtu.be/d8pmCSItNDs via @youtube 3:44 PM Mar 28th via Tweet Button
  15. I haven't read this yet but I'm excited to... 20,000 ‘doomsday cultists’ awaiting alien salvation | news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow… via @YahooNews 3:04 PM Mar 27th via Tweet Button
  16. Burrito Eating Fail! - Herm The Hemophiliac: youtu.be/_ob2PqQrgYE via @youtube 5:28 PM Mar 17th via Tweet Button
  17. Hey! Watch my new video.. Envelope Lick FAIL! Herm The Hemophiliac: youtu.be/pPH7P7dsW6k via @youtube 10:28 PM Mar 7th via Tweet Button
  18. The Sprinkles Cupcake ATM: youtu.be/jlLQbL2Rv2I via @youtube -if only they had one of these for soft drinks. 1:37 PM Mar 6th via Tweet Button
  19. This is what I'm gonna be tonight! WHITE BOY WASTED (dir. by Dumbfoundead): youtu.be/l2TvNlEc9pw via @youtube 4:57 PM Feb 29th via Tweet Button
  20. Sacha Baron Cohen for the win 4:22 PM Feb 26th via web
  • Name Phil Haney
  • Location Los Angeles, CA
  • Web http://www.Blissf...
  • Bio I write & produce comedy. See my vids at http://www.YouTube.com/TheBlissfulidiots FACEBOOK http://www.facebook.com/phil.haney1 EMAIL: Phil@Blissfulidiots.com
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