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phatplat

  1. Brazil's goalie has mastered jazz hands.
  2. @1017_Josh ha!
  3. @1017_Josh I've known your lingo for some time now. I'm fine with it. I'm not a model linguist.
  4. @TacoBell catering?
  5. @1017_Josh adulthood is coming....
  6. @TheFullCharge ...again
  7. Standard definition fucking disgusts me.
  8. @1017_Josh I would sponsor you to do it in the camry. Just straight mobbin through the pack of ferraris and lambo's
  9. @1017_Josh fo sho
  10. @1017_Josh I am. It is my 8 hour day.
  11. @1017_Josh Make with the quickness.
  12. @1017_Josh When do you come back? We miss ya in da lab. (see what i did there?)
  13. @1017_Josh Joeschwah
  14. @1017_Josh cracked.com/blog/5-reasons…
  15. May the Fourth be with you.
  16. @1017_Josh the white one looks super angry with you.
  17. @1017_Josh por que joeschwah
  18. Where the fuck is Josh. #wtfij @1017_Josh
  19. @1017_Josh point and laugh.
  20. OJ killed the #poundsign