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Phallica

  1. FINALLY ordered a kebab. Thank the lord, I'm starving. 3 minutes ago via web
  2. @Livvyxo @Benjinorris To be fair she's more attractive. Megan Fox is just flat out ugly. 20 minutes ago via web in reply to Livvyxo
  3. @Livvyxo They hopefully all died, lol. 21 minutes ago via web in reply to Livvyxo
  4. How long does pasta take to cook again? Haha. about 3 hours ago via web
  5. Had to plump for pasta in the end cos I ran out of beans. Ah well, it's just as nice! about 3 hours ago via web
  6. I hope I haven't run out of beans, I wouldn't want to have to walk 25 metres to Sainsbury's, fed-up of fucking seeing the place now. about 4 hours ago via web
  7. And now I fancy a kebab. I can't fucking win. about 5 hours ago via web
  8. @LeanneSpellman Ah right. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to LeanneSpellman
  9. @LeanneSpellman Drum kit? about 5 hours ago via web in reply to LeanneSpellman
  10. MR WICKY, GERVAIS about 5 hours ago via web
  11. I forgot how shit the graphics on Mass Effect 3 were, lol. about 5 hours ago via web
  12. Hungry again, what to eat now, though? about 5 hours ago via web
  13. @Livvyxo Me too, it's well nice. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to Livvyxo
  14. Medal of Honor Airborne....oh look, another game without trophies. DO WAN. about 6 hours ago via web
  15. Haha. Oh, Art Jimmerson, you so crazy. about 10 hours ago via web
  16. People who tap to strikes....you fucking sad, sad pathetic bastards! about 11 hours ago via web
  17. Oh fanboys, you so crazy. about 11 hours ago via web
  18. A WANT THE LOT. about 11 hours ago via web
  19. @Phallica Oh, and various other UFC events, weigh-ins and so on. BRING IT ALL ON. A WANT THE LOT. about 11 hours ago via web in reply to Phallica
  20. Can't believe I've watched 127 UFCs in the past year...plus every season of The Ultimate Fighter (14 of them) plus the Brazilian version.... about 11 hours ago via web
  • Name Lee Schofield
  • Location Leeds, England
  • Bio Biased opinions a speciality.
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