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  1. This weekend I heard the words "pussy" and "tits" out of my mother's mouth in the same sentence. It was scarring. 11:47 AM Nov 29th from web
  2. I'm pretty sure morning orgasms are my favorite. They are just guaranteed to be good! 12:06 PM Nov 24th from web
  3. This sounds crazy, but my injury-recovering, non-running state has absolutely killed my libido. I'm not have/want/thinking about sex at all 2:05 PM Nov 23rd from web
  4. I'm afraid my feet will never be pretty again. I hope no future play partners have a foot fetish. 5:13 PM Nov 17th from web
  5. BR should host a kinky spinning class where the instructor walks around and whacks you in the ass w/a riding crop if you're not fast enough 7:15 PM Nov 12th from web
  6. Ugh... more 19 year olds 7:40 PM Nov 10th from web
  7. @BrittViolicious try spinning classes, they are so fantastic. 7:23 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to BrittViolicious
  8. I hurt all over. And not the good kind. 5:50 PM Nov 8th from web
  9. I have tickle wars in bed half-naked with my closest heterosexual guy friend. Life is weird. 7:08 PM Nov 7th from web
  10. @aelphabawest Want to join me! I'm pretty excited. 8:07 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to aelphabawest
  11. Inspiration for a new workout: Pole-dancing lessons! http://tinyurl.com/yzogh62 7:07 AM Nov 6th from web
  12. garter belt 2day matches my sneakers (I walk home) Shouldnt the set match heels instead? Unless I was an athletic themed fetish model... 12:32 PM Nov 5th from web
  13. @aelphabawest I'm not a clamp fan, and you cant do both and play with the plug at the same time. 10:32 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to aelphabawest
  14. really wish I had 3 hands so I could play with my nipples, clit and ass all at the same time. It sucks to have to give one up for the other. 6:11 AM Nov 5th from web
  15. @aelphabawest you could eat the cookies, and make new ones to fill it! I'll help :) 1:21 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to aelphabawest
  16. Not only can I not run for three weeks, but I also can't wear heels. I cried, its sort of pathetic. Damn %*&#ing broken toe!!!!! 11:42 AM Nov 4th from web
  17. For the first time since I was 9, I want toys for Christmas 8:32 AM Nov 3rd from web
  18. Fuck. How did I end completely and totally single w/out any partners at all? It was all fine until I got ridiculously horny this afternoon 12:17 PM Nov 2nd from web
  19. Nancymeyer.com has all of their La Perla sets 40% off. Even that pretty summer set I wanted. Must. Resist. Sale. 5:39 AM Nov 2nd from web
  20. "the witch is making out with snow white" 7:47 PM Oct 31st from mobile web