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  1. "We're the bad avocados." about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. @kaylaanderson lol, yes! about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to kaylaanderson
  3. No way Tebow loses today. Go Gators! about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. #PetPeeve Loud chewers. about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. @AmandaTorres I have a feeling that you & @AFCAdamLyons would love this- http://tinyurl.com/yj57wza about 11 hours ago from web in reply to AmandaTorres
  6. @caitykauffman haha, outed! I must admit I was frankly jolted on how your urinary track got me going. But don't get me started :-) about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to caitykauffman
  7. The newest female pick-up line out there is "Heyy, aren't we facebook friends?"-I was fed it twice last night. about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
  8. Raaarrraaaa Gaga about 19 hours ago from UberTwitter
  9. @beachmuscles That's the answer. Period. Yes. about 19 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to beachmuscles
  10. Forever never seems that long until your grown about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter
  11. @Singster01 Yup!RT @jaycrawfordespn: noel devine is gross fast! about 23 hours ago from UberTwitter
  12. Daring RT @andersoncooper: White House Party crashers http://bit.ly/7BJ0Kw about 23 hours ago from UberTwitter
  13. RT @adamlambert: I love New York!! about 23 hours ago from UberTwitter
  14. Lol RT @foxnews: NATIONAL: DA: Walmart Peaceful Year After Deadly N.Y. Stampede http://bit.ly/8S08ck about 24 hours ago from UberTwitter
  15. Advertising that you have the world's "Most advertised razor" seems redundant. But thanks Norelco ;-) 1:38 PM Nov 27th from txt
  16. Everyone laughs 1:19 PM Nov 27th from txt
  17. I would never condone cannibalism, but... I get it. 12:50 PM Nov 27th from web
  18. I never understood why gamers always love eating Mountian Dew & Hot Pockets. 12:14 PM Nov 27th from txt
  19. a 6 egg turkey omelet for lunch- how's my cholesterol @Beachmuscles ? 11:48 AM Nov 27th from web
  20. RT @AroundTheHorn: Tiger Woods In Serious Accident http://www.chicagotribune.c... 11:47 AM Nov 27th from web
  • Name Peter Murphy
  • Location ÜT: 26.599252,-81.87158
  • Web http://www.PeterM...
  • Bio BOOM! Comedian, Actor, Host, Analyst, & full time Tweeter.
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