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  1. Time to cross Umaga off my "Alive Wrestlers" list. 9:11 AM Dec 5th from web
  2. Jiri Tlusty, we hardly klnew ye. 1:22 PM Dec 3rd from web
  3. There hasn't been reffing like the Leafs have had this year since WWF President Jack Tunney banned "Dangerous" Danny Davis from officiating. 5:43 PM Nov 25th from web
  4. I was offended to see Al Gore on 30 Rock. That man lies about inventing the internet and boils frogs alive! 7:39 AM Nov 20th from web
  5. Note to self: Go back in time and prevent Yoko Ono from ever hearing either a dolphin or a monkey. 7:26 AM Nov 18th from web
  6. "Dexter" would be ten times creepier with a leering Bill Hader cast in the title role. 5:44 AM Nov 17th from web
  7. Things I shouldn't have said: "This cheese tastes like, and I mean this in the best way, someone wiped a sweat sock across a horse's balls." 5:45 PM Nov 15th from web
  8. NHL teams SHOULD get the H1N1 vaccine ahead of the general public. Do we want a repeat of the 1919 Stanley Cup final? (Winner: Spanish flu) 3:17 PM Nov 4th from web
  9. @ZODIAC_MF Since you asked, my entrance music would definitely be "One Step Closer" by Saigon Kick. 11:55 AM Oct 27th from web in reply to ZODIAC_MF
  10. @torontosuze I assume you're going for it. But, for obvious reasons, think twice about bringing him home. 8:26 PM Oct 22nd from web in reply to torontosuze
  11. Scoring one of his team's only two goals AND injuring his own goalie so badly he can't play the next game makes Jason Blake the Leafs' MVP. 4:15 PM Oct 13th from web
  12. Also, does Paul play that "No, no! NO! No, no, no-no-no-no!" song while it happens, or does he leave it to the girl? 1:24 PM Oct 2nd from web
  13. When Letterman says he's done "creepy things" with female staffers, does that include having Paul Shaffer watch? 1:02 PM Oct 2nd from web
  14. Recycling all my recent Letterman-related tweets into a longer piece: http://tinyurl.com/ykkkhrn 12:55 PM Oct 2nd from web
  15. Between the guy Letterman cuckolded and his son's attempted kidnapper, a list of the Top Ten Extortionists Targeting Dave is taking shape. 8:14 AM Oct 2nd from web
  16. Birkitt used to ask exiled Survivor contestants, "Did you see or touch any monkeys?" Now the grand jury will be asking her the same thing. 6:12 AM Oct 2nd from web
  17. On the show, Letterman called Birkitt "Smitty", and she called him "Mr. Carney". In bed, that would be the weirdest pillow talk ever. 6:09 AM Oct 2nd from web
  18. The woman who did it with Letterman and lived with his blackmailer was his assistant, Stephanie Birkitt, who appeared on the show often. 6:08 AM Oct 2nd from web
  19. Conan: Hits head on set of late-night talk show. Letterman: Gets head on set of late-night talk show. Advantage: Dave. 9:47 PM Oct 1st from web
  20. If Letterman really has been nailing his female staffers, he has about a decade's worth of intern jokes to take back. 9:44 PM Oct 1st from web