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PeterMuthComedy

  1. you goin to that facebook party? about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. the lotion itself has a sun tan? about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. I start my letters to the archdiocese with Dear Archie, about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. I wanna make laundry detergent that says "also cleans clothing." about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I'm gonna wait til facebook ends and adopt one of the kids no one sees a use for anymore. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. regular cars can look a lot like a cab when you're waiting for a cab and decide to paint a car yellow while you wait. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. one of the couples brought their own marshmallow sticks. 9:09 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. the only fragrance I wear is hair cuttery powder every couple months. 4:53 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Internet bullies use droids? 2:29 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. people are in such a rush to get married and have kids cuz they figure might as well do it now while facebook's still around. 1:50 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. they should announce that facebook is canceled then film newly pregnant girls' reactions. 5:46 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. I wrote my local congressman asking him to keep it down next door in case that's who lives there. 7:40 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Try to be funny, but try not to beef, Honey. 3:55 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  14. After four years of not a word, I suggested to my neighbor that he blog about his compost pile. 3:54 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  15. I hope you had the time of your life, but I don't wish you well going forward. 3:53 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  16. twitter.com/PeterMuthComed… 1:36 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  17. the CFO of Goodyear didn't report one. 4:34 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. now they make you swear on facebook instead of the bible. 8:56 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone