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PeterABailey

  1. How to get ahead...: Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. bit.ly/KGx8oi
  2. The difference: between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits... bit.ly/Mg123c
  3. Light travels: faster than sound. This why some people appear bright until you hear them speak! bit.ly/KfLkmZ
  4. Thought for the day...: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it ... bit.ly/JRBWXR
  5. Thought for the day...: He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. bit.ly/L8XhMl
  6. Never confuse...: comfort with happiness...wealth with success...age with maturity...an apology with an excuse. bit.ly/KAEr40
  7. If ignorance is bliss,: why aren't there more happy people in the world? bit.ly/KpmdyR
  8. "Ah, the patter of little feet:  around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler".W C Fields. bit.ly/KeBQZQ
  9. Artificial Intelligence: is no match for natural stupidity bit.ly/JDoA0x
  10. I love deadlines.: I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. bit.ly/KlPNYw
  11. Hmmm....: Anything you lose automatically doubles in value... bit.ly/Kdt1BQ
  12. Apologise NOW....: and lay the foundation for a future offence bit.ly/JNs6Dy
  13. Dont forget...: If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. bit.ly/JjCtDv
  14. Driving holidays in Europe - European Driving Tours europeandrivingtours.co.uk
  15. Advice for life:: Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one's watching and love like you've never been hurt bit.ly/JHziAA
  16. Never underestimate....: the ingenuity of complete fools! bit.ly/IXVIyA
  17. Thought for the day: Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going fa... bit.ly/IFW00D
  18. Dont forget;: Be nice to your children; they'll be choosing your nursing home! bit.ly/IBWx2E
  19. Advice spotted today: Never get into fights with ugly people - they have nothing to lose! bit.ly/IoJDWD
  20. Don't forget....: If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done! bit.ly/IywnyV