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PeterABailey

How to get ahead...: Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. bit.ly/KGx8oi 4:47 AM May 30th via twitterfeed
The difference: between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits... bit.ly/Mg123c 2:37 AM May 22nd via twitterfeed
Light travels: faster than sound. This why some people appear bright until you hear them speak! bit.ly/KfLkmZ 7:14 AM May 18th via twitterfeed
Thought for the day...: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it ... bit.ly/JRBWXR 5:45 AM May 17th via twitterfeed
Thought for the day...: He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. bit.ly/L8XhMl 2:06 AM May 9th via twitterfeed
Never confuse...: comfort with happiness...wealth with success...age with maturity...an apology with an excuse. bit.ly/KAEr40 12:50 PM May 7th via twitterfeed
If ignorance is bliss,: why aren't there more happy people in the world? bit.ly/KpmdyR 2:22 AM May 5th via twitterfeed
"Ah, the patter of little feet: around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler".W C Fields. bit.ly/KeBQZQ 6:03 AM May 4th via twitterfeed
Artificial Intelligence: is no match for natural stupidity bit.ly/JDoA0x 7:11 AM May 1st via twitterfeed
I love deadlines.: I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. bit.ly/KlPNYw 8:21 AM Apr 29th via twitterfeed
Hmmm....: Anything you lose automatically doubles in value... bit.ly/Kdt1BQ 2:49 AM Apr 28th via twitterfeed
Apologise NOW....: and lay the foundation for a future offence bit.ly/JNs6Dy 12:26 PM Apr 23rd via twitterfeed
Dont forget...: If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. bit.ly/JjCtDv 7:55 AM Apr 22nd via twitterfeed
Driving holidays in Europe - European Driving Tours europeandrivingtours.co.uk 5:14 AM Apr 20th via Tweet Button
Advice for life:: Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one's watching and love like you've never been hurt bit.ly/JHziAA 11:10 AM Apr 18th via twitterfeed
Never underestimate....: the ingenuity of complete fools! bit.ly/IXVIyA 8:45 AM Apr 17th via twitterfeed
Thought for the day: Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going fa... bit.ly/IFW00D 5:22 AM Apr 16th via twitterfeed
Dont forget;: Be nice to your children; they'll be choosing your nursing home! bit.ly/IBWx2E 12:27 AM Apr 13th via twitterfeed
Advice spotted today: Never get into fights with ugly people - they have nothing to lose! bit.ly/IoJDWD 4:50 AM Apr 12th via twitterfeed
Don't forget....: If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done! bit.ly/IywnyV 6:06 AM Apr 11th via twitterfeed

Name Peter A Bailey
Location Ipswich, Suffolk, UK
Web http://thehealths...
Bio Hi, I am Peter and my wife Rosie has been a beautician and lifestyle guru for over 30 years; together we will be offering advice & tips