PetePeterson
Come and give your grand dad a kiss. Don't touch that Fucking cat! I miss my family, god damit! - white trash neighbor
| PetePeterson I drink more than i should, but less than i want to. |
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| PetePeterson I only drink liquor with a straw yo! |
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| PetePeterson That's what Candy does, she eats my crotch. |
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| PetePeterson Mc Donald's smells like poverty |
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| PetePeterson Don't look at me like that... You remind me of one of those Bolivian children with no shoes that needs foster parents. |
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| PetePeterson Donny's in a coma, he had a very bad acid experience. |
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| PetePeterson The Ting Tings Show... Amazing! We Started Nothing does not due them justice, not remotely. |
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| PetePeterson I thought it was a drunk man but it was an asian woman |
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| PetePeterson I'll slit your throat while you're sleeping HO! |
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| PetePeterson Don't worry, It's business drunk. It's like rich drunk. Either way, It's legal to drive |
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| PetePeterson What did i tell you about being stupid?! That's it, you don't get a birthday this year! - A Mother's Cree |
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| PetePeterson She's persian! She loves candy! |
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| PetePeterson Smooth ice is paradise for those who dance with expertise. |
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| PetePeterson A black boy on the bus today called me a faggot, so i called him a jigaboo. |
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| PetePeterson I don't even know if i need a lover. Sometimes i think i'd settle for five good friends |
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| PetePeterson Geodes are really tight, too bad hippies kinda ruined them. |
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| PetePeterson My favorite color is glitter |
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| PetePeterson Why is the body of christ always stale? |
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