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Perno

@adamcarolla no choice. 12:04 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to adamcarolla
@MrCowhead Hey thanks for not dying, glad to hear you're better! 6:23 AM May 29th via web
Drinking a 420 Extra Pale Ale by @SweetWaterBrew @ Six Pence Pub — untp.it/LoJiAa 4:23 PM May 25th via Untappd from Savannah, GA
Hanging a wonderful 10th anniversary with Allison in Savannah, GA. I even suckered her into marrying me on her birthday! I love you, @Al ... 3:52 PM May 24th via txt
Thanks to @lo__green for getting me this one on my birthday. Delicious! — Drinking a Tocobaga by @CigarCityBeer — untp.it/KoGAvi 12:54 PM May 20th via Untappd
@brianmoon love that place, and who can't use a good cooter rub once in a while? 12:13 PM May 20th via txt
Watching Justin Verlander trying to close out his no hitter on MLB Network. Love no hitters! 6:27 PM May 18th via txt
AdamSchefter Police likely to wrap up Brandon Marshall nightclub investigation this week. Police have struggled to find evidence Marshall was in wrong. 7:21 AM May 14th via WhoSay Retweeted by Perno and 369 others
Happy Mother's Day to all you mommas...your mommas, and your momma's mommas! 5:39 AM May 13th via txt
Probably not the first person to notice this, but typing the closed captioning for hockey games must be tough. Lots of consonants. 6:40 PM May 8th via txt
@PaigePink33 mo' money mo' problems. 6:20 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android in reply to PaigePink33
@SoCal_Beer it was good! 6:15 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android in reply to SoCal_Beer
EricStangel This #SuperMoon is something. Here's a pic I just took from my roof... twitter.com/EricStangel/st… 6:25 PM May 5th via web Retweeted by Perno and 397 others
Just dropped my mom off at the airport, we're all going to miss her! 3:00 AM May 5th via txt
@bobschuth I think living social or Amazon or google has a proflowers deal going right now too. 5:42 PM May 4th via Twitter for Android in reply to bobschuth
@bobschuth FTD can suck it, ProFlowers foot this guy! 4:57 PM May 4th via Twitter for Android in reply to bobschuth
Enjoying a beer with my lady. — Drinking a Wilco Tango Foxtrot (WTF) by @lagunitasT @ Brass Tap — untp.it/JnMV7s 7:09 PM May 1st via Untappd from Trinity, FL
@AngryGalvin That call was hilarious! Next time tell him you met him at the barbecue, it's worked for me on a handful of prank calls. 1:21 PM May 1st via web
ZachZaidman Average height and weight of the top 20 NFL sack leaders in 2011: A little more than 6'3 and 262 pounds. Shea McClellin: 6'3, 260. 6:32 PM Apr 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Perno and 37 others
@GregAndruch they already have Earl Bennett, all good! 7:19 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to GregAndruch