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  1. Yes, I'm following her ironically.
  2. @alythe **giggle** Me, too! That's why I buy 'em!
  3. @alythe Hamsters are for setting on fire. Duh?!
  4. @alythe I would never hurt a cat and/or dog. That's what hamsters are for.
  5. @alythe Can I set fire to something anyway?
  6. Cat back from vet. Shirt encased in pissed-off cat fur. Lauren, of course, gets off with zero blame. **grumble**
  7. @alythe No, but I'll burn something in your honor, if you'd like.
  8. @kfieldho Bah, enough hippie-peacenik crap in D.C. universe already. Gimme war!!!! =)
  9. Dear D.C. - Please don't bork up "Blackest Night" like you did "Final Crisis". Love, Me.
  10. RT @misterorange - Were you aware United Airlines breaks guitars? [...]: http://bit.ly/YJurB
  11. @misterorange Welcome to the struggle to get everyone you know to stop using your old numbers. =P
  12. Woman back. I suppose this means pants are in order. =(
  13. @fivewithflores 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' took 5. Still worked out okay.
  14. Guacamole - a surprisingly effective air freshener.
  15. Day four without Lauren. The arts of human speech, underwear, hygiene all fallen into disuse. Miss woman. =(
  16. 2 cats. 3 litter boxes. They keep two untouched/pristine, and one looking like a feline Chernobyl. Why can't they spread things around?
  17. Someone must have something on Sarah Palin. A presidential candidate won't step down from her first major office this long before 2012...
  18. Tomorrow night, having a 9th story apartment overlooking the Boston area pays off. Fireworks displays from multiple townships FTW!
  19. Making huge batch of tomato sauce. Lasagna tonight. Pizza and pasta later in the week. Much love for evaporated milk.
  20. Coup averted. Cats ate less elk than anticipated. What the hell am I going to do with the other 750 pounds? Effing cats...