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  1. @MKCOL theres 3 sizes to choose from...a) thimble b) cork c) bucket . And, 20 clenches each hour will def help in the future.
  2. @MKCOL oh dear...leakage. You need a 'bloke' equivalent of 'pelvic floor exercises'. It will help.
  3. @paultheplumber Took 5 hours to drive 75 miles. Awful. It will hopefully be ok tomorrow for you. Have a good weekend
  4. @paultheplumber hope the roads are ok for you tomorrow. I had to drive today, at 5.30 am, it was horrendous. Drive carefully :-)
  5. @crabbitdavid no worries, it wasn't particularly exciting
  6. @iBoov Echofon only shows a max 200 tweets & I hadn't checked all day, so I hadn't seen yours. So sorry...will let you wear my chav watch
  7. Oh my... big thank you to @iBoov for a spectacular #followfriday !!!!!! Brilliant!
  8. @SimonNRicketts Am I too late to say blue?
  9. @crabbitdavid I sent you a big email last week and YOU never replied...so I'm ignoring you. Bah humbug
  10. @iBoov I'm worried now because I only had those 3 mentions on my echofon...I'm going to investigate...
  11. @crabbitdavid I've tried that one before but they knew I was lying, plus I smelled of wee...
  12. @crabbitdavid yes, but clothes would be damp and my students would see.
  13. @iBoov Theyre the only ones I got ... And yes, I know I should do some too. I'll try later, honest
  14. @iBoov Yes? Did you just ahem at me?
  15. Thank you lovely ladies @Antoniablue @lostgirl66 and @AliBee16 for my #followfriday ! X
  16. @MKCOL Unfortunately, the seat was cold by 5.35... You obviously didn't blow hard enough!
  17. @lostgirl66 I'm going to make one...and have a big long straw coming out of it that goes out the window...will aim it at moody crows.
  18. @j_alcoholfree His speech was incredibly moving. I cried when Chris repeated it at 5pm. I'll miss Janet & John!
  19. Now home, so pleased to be in one piece. Will miss Terry but can't wait to hear @achrisevans back on in the mornings. Have missed that.
  20. I tried to improvise re She-Wee with a bottle but it had a sports cap... Heard Wogan's beautiful speech & sat in the jam, crying...bad day.