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Keep this on the DL. Tiger killed Britt Murphy. 5:20 PM Dec 21st from Echofon
I love that people are offended by the long line at the post office. See? This is why I like to kill you all the time. 7:59 AM Dec 19th from Echofon
Heard at gym, "For 27 years, I've wondered what I'll Tumble 4 Ya means." I know. It means you need a hobby. 7:36 AM Dec 19th from Echofon
I forgot to add Merry Christmas to that last post. My bad, yo. 10:36 AM Dec 18th from Echofon
If what you consume causes you to shotgun blast liquid shit all over the inside AND outside of the bowl, re-evalute your fucking diet. 10:35 AM Dec 18th from Echofon
RT @WordsmithSarah: #ff @PennywiseDClown because he will eat your penis if you don't-Um... I won't EAT your penis. Maybe lovingly suckle... 10:33 AM Dec 18th from Echofon
RT @NikkiJustNikki: awww, just look at you in your festive hat! Does it also serve as a cawk warmer?-Well, half my cawk. 5:40 PM Dec 16th from Echofon
RT @socreepy: haha. the waitress just said she'd send me home with a little box.-Did you say, "way too late"? 5:22 PM Dec 16th from Echofon
RT @LindaLurex: @PennywiseDClown Do you have Prince Albert in a can?-I'll put my Prince Albert right in your can. 5:16 PM Dec 16th from Echofon
RT @sororravn: @PennywiseDClown no idea. When?- I don't like to fuck a duck when the duck has its period. 3:49 PM Dec 16th from Echofon
RT @sororravn: Ever feel like a fucking duck?-Ha! When DON'T I? 2:03 PM Dec 16th from Echofon
@shimmer418 Yes. I should. 9:17 AM Dec 16th from Seesmic in reply to shimmer418
Put em all together and sing it yourself. Don't say I didn't do anything nice for Christmas! 9:16 AM Dec 16th from Seesmic
YAY!!! 9:15 AM Dec 16th from Seesmic
And a five pound bag of feces! 9:15 AM Dec 16th from Seesmic
2 severed heads 9:15 AM Dec 16th from Seesmic
3 missing hobos 9:15 AM Dec 16th from Seesmic
4 innuendos 9:15 AM Dec 16th from Seesmic
5 requests to see your boobies! 9:15 AM Dec 16th from Seesmic
6 dead fucking turtles 9:14 AM Dec 16th from Seesmic