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CathleenRitt
Starbucks is closing my favorite store. Of course I liked it because no one was ever there
about 9 hours ago
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guykawasaki
Jet Li and Jackie Chan as pimps: http://twitpic.com/4lpj
04:31 PM July 18, 2008
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neogia
OH: "Who's Kevin Rose?" "Oh, he's just a buddy of mine" --@indiekid
01:35 PM July 16, 2008
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rnjohnson
Almost got through lunch without @indiekid mentioning kevin rose. But not quite.
01:17 PM July 16, 2008
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megfowler
sneeze + flaky pastry = crumbpocalypse now.
12:05 PM July 15, 2008
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SuperSanko
Hey, Mr. _Baby On Board!_ - it helps if *you* don't drive like shit either.
04:51 PM July 14, 2008
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lisawilliams
there's another fridge @techstars? Ohhhh, it's in the men's bathroom. OK, menfolk, get decent, I'm coming in for the leftover cake.
02:06 PM July 10, 2008
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kveton
Word needs a "Letter to the Judge" template
03:42 PM July 02, 2008
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SuperSanko
In honor of _The Dark Knight_, Domino's introduced its "Gotham City Pizza" that's 'cloaked' in pepperoni. *Sigh* *Eyeroll* *Groin kick*
05:27 PM July 02, 2008
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megfowler
my mother found my old cabbage patch doll. i think i'll start a mommyblog.
12:50 PM July 02, 2008
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highfiredanger
Yoplait commercials: "This is like, approximation of my sense of womanhood by an advertising agency good."
01:36 PM June 21, 2008
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scottsimpson
Supermarket clerk took one look at my cart full of Hot Pockets and Bud Light and knew some serious shit was about to go down at my place.
12:12 PM June 18, 2008
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madmann
I tend to put stuff we buy and end up not liking in the earthquake kit. It's like I'm asking, "How can I make an earthquake suck even more?"
04:23 PM June 17, 2008
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TheHighwayGirl
I've got Martha Wainwright's song Bloody Mother F*cking A**hole stuck in my head. Not good at bedtime with an early morning ahead.
01:10 AM June 16, 2008
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bpm140
While putting Parker down for a nap, Royse fingerpainted kitchen drawers with shit. #fathersday
01:12 PM June 15, 2008
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gscohn
apparently the value, in frequent flier miles, of getting puked on on a United airlines flight is 3,000.
05:43 PM June 13, 2008
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jaredstill
Ok confession in the spirit of transparency: I LOVE the song "Toxic". Yeah, *that* Toxic, by Britney Spears. Freaking love that jam! shut it
12:53 PM June 13, 2008
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organ_printer
Just walked past a woman handing a bunch of 5 1/4" disks to someone and explaining what was on them. wtf.
05:41 PM June 12, 2008
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SamLawrence
"Hi, we have an antisocial culture and we'd like to learn about this social software shit."
08:28 AM June 11, 2008
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QueenofSpain
My 3yr old just came upstairs to tell me the babysitter tried to steal her nose. And she did NOT want her nose to be stolen.
03:03 PM June 10, 2008
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