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@Steven__C Huzzah! Why does this make me think of Gregory Peck? 9 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to Steven__C
Morning from the murky depths. 12 minutes ago via TweetDeck
@fatmanjez Sound advice, duly followed. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to fatmanjez
Love you lot more than words can express. Thanks. #youknowwhoyouare X about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Time to jerk a chicken. about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck
saleustione Dear Twitter: if you can get me to eighty followers by close of business, one or both of me or my granddad will give you oral pleasure. Ta. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Pencilsqueezer
Sorry if I moan on a bit and get bloody minded sometimes, just have nowhere else to let off steam. I'll try to stop it!! about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck
@HorizontalsRich Ta, but it's no biggie. Social worker told me today that carers save the country the same amount that's expended on the NHS about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to HorizontalsRich
@Jo_dB Thanks, been literally awash with it. The Aged P reacts badly to hot weather, bless her. about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Jo_dB
@lennylaw Ha! about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to lennylaw
Spent the afternoon telling a very nice gent about the stresses of caring whilst dealing with the aftermath of elderly bowel incontinence. about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck
Think my spirit guide has chucked a sicky. about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck
Afternoon from the spectral wastelands of disrupted sleep. about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck
David Cameron: it's time to fire @jeremy_hunt. Sign the petition #Leveson #Murdoch avaaz.org/en/fire_jeremy… about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android
The Olympic Torch just passed The Hovel. Did I see it? Nah, I was busy emptying and cleaning a commode...again. #killmenowplease 8:46 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android
Beam me the fuck up Scotty or I swear to death, they are bloody well coming off!!! 5:54 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android
Bye-yee. 12:22 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
Morning all from the run out groove of a life frittered away in a whimsical stylee. 11:59 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
Cheers! Over & Out. 10:32 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
The time has come for me to manfully put my shoulder to the wheel of some serious imbibing. #itsatoughjobbutsomeonehastodoit 10:31 AM May 28th via TweetDeck