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  1. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? 2:21 PM Nov 11th from API
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  3. A ' jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. 2:10 PM Nov 11th from API
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  5. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. 1:58 PM Nov 11th from API
  6. I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. 1:53 PM Nov 11th from API
  7. I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lives next door complained.George Carlin 1:45 PM Nov 11th from API
  8. I must confess, I was born at a very early age.Groucho Marx 1:41 PM Nov 11th from API
  9. Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents. 1:34 PM Nov 11th from API
  10. I had amnesia once -- or twice. 1:29 PM Nov 11th from API
  11. At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. 1:24 PM Nov 11th from API
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  15. Time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women! 12:58 PM Nov 11th from API
  16. Bad spellers of the world untie. 12:53 PM Nov 11th from API
  17. I saw a bald eagle the other day. All of its feathers were combed over to one side. 12:44 PM Nov 11th from API
  18. I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am. 12:36 PM Nov 11th from API
  19. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. 12:32 PM Nov 11th from API
  20. Electricity is really just organized lightning. 12:27 PM Nov 11th from API
  • Name Keith Dean
  • Location Derby UK
  • Web http://www.intern...
  • Bio Creative musician and potential internet millionaire with a beautiful wife and three great kids and two cats
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