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  2. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
  3. There are no winners in life...only survivors.
  4. I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.
  5. @BrunoVecchiato hi how are you?
  6. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
  7. When you think you have someone eating out of your hand, count your fingers.
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  9. I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying
  10. My drinking team has a bowling problem.
  11. If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
  12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  13. Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
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  15. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.
  16. She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
  17. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
  18. The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
  19. Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
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