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  1. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.
  2. Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average.
  3. It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.
  4. There are no winners in life...only survivors.
  5. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
  6. Fire British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
  7. People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
  8. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?
  9. I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken.
  10. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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  12. My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
  13. The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby.
  14. You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
  15. I must confess, I was born at a very early age.Groucho Marx
  16. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
  17. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
  18. At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
  19. Apple iPhone 2G 8 GB UNLOCKED ON V 3.1.2 FIRMWARE!!! UK http://bit.ly/3kDn34 for sale
  20. Two eyebrows are better than one.