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peacockpete

  1. I’m up for celebrating Bastille Day too.
  2. A crown is a powerful symbol, but a monarch still has to go the toilet and put their pants on one leg at a time.
  3. I think the best way to think of today is to be proud of ourselves, and remember that this is a country of incredible achievements.
  4. @missrock2 dirty maj!
  5. @MrBoffly i’m not sure.
  6. @missrock2 i’d be wazzocked.
  7. I’m not all together sure what day it is.
  8. @melissawright75 not watched her yet, but i’ve enjoyed the nosh.
  9. @squeakattack oh it’s getting ridiculous now. All turning into twitter point scoring.
  10. If Jane Austin is to be believed, not a damn thing happened in the 1800s.
  11. @missrock2 ooh I say!
  12. @judrop1948 was meant to be ‘arf!’
  13. @judrop1948 ar!
  14. Oh for fuck’s sake! Let’s just call it the British Crissy-Crossy if we can’t decide on Union Flag or Union Jack.
  15. RT @BBCNews: Desperate Housewives actress Kathryn Joosten dies in California aged 72 bbc.in/MmAkcO / RIP Mrs Landingham
  16. @jamesmoran where the dogs went on two by two?
  17. @NeilADP Steve just checked and there seems to be a full service on the underground.
  18. I can’t, as a rule, stand TV chefs, but I’m perfectly happy watching @lorrainepascale
  19. @jasonbetts I can talk to an audience, no problem. Trying to record a webinar the other day I was really tripping over my words.
  20. @jasonbetts true. It might also be the fact that what you say is permanent. When you think about it, that’s nervewracking.