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I’m up for celebrating Bastille Day too. 3 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS
A crown is a powerful symbol, but a monarch still has to go the toilet and put their pants on one leg at a time. 5 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS
I think the best way to think of today is to be proud of ourselves, and remember that this is a country of incredible achievements. 6 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@missrock2 dirty maj! 13 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to missrock2
@MrBoffly i’m not sure. 13 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to MrBoffly
@missrock2 i’d be wazzocked. 18 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to missrock2
I’m not all together sure what day it is. 20 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@melissawright75 not watched her yet, but i’ve enjoyed the nosh. 20 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to melissawright75
@squeakattack oh it’s getting ridiculous now. All turning into twitter point scoring. 32 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to squeakattack
If Jane Austin is to be believed, not a damn thing happened in the 1800s. 33 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@missrock2 ooh I say! 34 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to missrock2
@judrop1948 was meant to be ‘arf!’ 35 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to judrop1948
@judrop1948 ar! 35 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to judrop1948
Oh for fuck’s sake! Let’s just call it the British Crissy-Crossy if we can’t decide on Union Flag or Union Jack. 36 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS
RT @BBCNews: Desperate Housewives actress Kathryn Joosten dies in California aged 72 bbc.in/MmAkcO / RIP Mrs Landingham about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@jamesmoran where the dogs went on two by two? about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jamesmoran
@NeilADP Steve just checked and there seems to be a full service on the underground. about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to NeilADP
I can’t, as a rule, stand TV chefs, but I’m perfectly happy watching @lorrainepascale about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@jasonbetts I can talk to an audience, no problem. Trying to record a webinar the other day I was really tripping over my words. about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jasonbetts
@jasonbetts true. It might also be the fact that what you say is permanent. When you think about it, that’s nervewracking. about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jasonbetts

Name Peter Shorney
Location Berkshire, UK
Web http://www.peacoc...
Bio Chump. Dawdler. Copywriter. Not nearly as funny as I think I am. Has the grace and sophistication of a schoolboy's holdall. Can't tan. Oh, and luminary.