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  1. This is bad parenting. http://sketchysantas.com/post/269012779 RT about 20 hours ago from web
  2. DEAR GOD! The 2nd one is chilling. RT @feliciaday http://sketchysantas.com/ (via @Ryon_D) about 20 hours ago from web
  3. @mediocrefilms the 8-Ball of mashed potatoes/gravy was a BAD idea though, messy. guess you can say their R&R team really dropped the BALL ;) about 20 hours ago from web in reply to mediocrefilms
  4. This cocaine tastes like chicken http://tinyurl.com/yzsr4rp RT about 21 hours ago from web
  5. Question. Do you ever follow tweeters that get "Follow Friday" shout-outs? 5:00 PM Dec 4th from web
  6. @seanbecker heyyyyyyyyy 3:58 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to seanbecker
  7. Any of you ever saved another person's life?...Yeah?...Well, I bet you feel pretty special then, don't you? 11:33 AM Dec 4th from web
  8. Who's gonna be the next Don Knotts? The anticipation is KILLING me. 9:55 PM Dec 3rd from web
  9. This is why you should follow Brody Stevens RT @BrodyismeFriend Is Verne Troyer getting smaller? 9:16 PM Dec 3rd from web
  10. @nickthune really good to see you and Morgan together again. Such a great team. 11:59 AM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to nickthune
  11. Sadly, "Law Man"(Steven Seagal's show) sucks. I truly hoped it would be hilarious/sweet. Devastated. Thanks a lot, television. =( =( =( 11:41 PM Dec 2nd from web
  12. I wonder when the next Black Eyed Peas commercial-whups, I mean "song" comes out. 8:34 PM Dec 1st from web
  13. I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on my head of a really sweet haircut. This idea is flawless. 2:06 PM Dec 1st from web
  14. My Grampa asked us what Twitter was. Explaining Twitter to a wise old man is a quick way to feel like a loser. Oh boy. 10:53 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  15. Forget Pumpkin Pie, I hope you're all having one of these for dessert this Thanksgiving http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLHEmJDLfFw RT 1:56 PM Nov 26th from web
  16. http://twitpic.com/r240d - Happy Thanksgiving to all my lovely followers and your lovely families! RT 12:54 PM Nov 26th from TwitPic
  17. Heidi Klum has officially taken her husband Seal's last name. Her name is now Heidi. Thank you, thank you very much. #BadJoke 3:27 AM Nov 24th from web
  18. @MagicHugs Thanks for the shout-out, playas 9:44 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to MagicHugs
  19. Look at this garbage. #NewMoon #EnoughTwilight http://twitpic.com/qngal 9:43 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  20. @taraplatt I think that's the best and only way to enjoy it. It would also require a large amount of booze #IWillNeverWatchNewMoon 2:06 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to taraplatt