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As it turns out, a £40 bottle of wine tastes of nasty badness. Bastards.1:46 PM Jul 14th from twidroid
Stupid voice search. I said porn, not Poland.1:02 PM Jul 9th from twidroid
@warrenellis cheers for heads up on layar, looks like great tech. Android is pleasing me (G1 is flawed though... hang in there for Sony)12:42 PM Jul 9th from twidroid in reply to warrenellis
The answer is four. Me being the fourth, arriving to save the other 3 fucktards who couldn't figure it out. Christ.12:12 AM Jul 8th from twidroid
How many people does it take to figure out how to make the little green man appear at the traffic lights?12:09 AM Jul 8th from twidroid
@AngelKaybrial you might want to make it clear that we weren't BBQing babies at the baby BBQ.7:51 AM Jul 6th from twidroid in reply to AngelKaybrial
Gran Torino just made my top 3 films.3:52 PM Jul 4th from twidroid
We've just waxed a work colleague for charity. Legs and eyebrows. Not laughed so much in a long time. He made some excellent inhuman noises.7:31 AM Jul 3rd from twidroid
@hiphappyhippy no me time for laura. Or ken.2:43 PM Jun 27th from twidroid in reply to hiphappyhippy
Michael Jackson jokes: numerous. But, David Carradine jokes: funnier.8:31 AM Jun 26th from twidroid
Bad Taste Monday: New CS Lewis novel discovered. The Lion, The Witch & The Death Wank in the Wardrobe.2:28 AM Jun 8th from twidroid
Not that I watch, enjoy or condone that horrible waste of airspace. But Mutton Chop Man looks like his most thought word is CUNT. I relate.4:29 PM Jun 7th from twidroid
I want the bored looking guy with mutton chops to win BB because he rightfully looks like he's thinking everyone else is a total prick.4:02 PM Jun 7th from twidroid
@AngelKaybrial @hiphappyhippy there goes the neighbourhood.... we letting any old riff raff move onto our nice littlestreet?4:33 AM May 28th from twidroid in reply to AngelKaybrial
First tweet from new Eee Pc. Hope my eyes will adapt to the little screen.1:26 PM May 26th from TweetDeck
@philgarner amen to that brother.2:38 AM May 26th from twidroid in reply to philgarner
@Rhiannee It was fun, enjoyed it. How was ATP?6:04 AM May 22nd from twidroid in reply to Rhiannee
Eaten my own body weight in burger. Got the meat sweats. Help.5:28 AM May 22nd from twidroid
New Sunset Rubdown is ejaculating bareback into my ears.9:12 AM May 21st from twidroid
@reelcitizen agreed. great film but a lot of the charm due to how well they rebooted franchise. next one will be difficult.3:09 PM May 9th from twidroid in reply to reelcitizen