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  1. My vacuum's in the shop, and I have 13 cats. The fur is so deep in the living room I just lost sight of my son. Good thing I'm tall. about 2 hours ago from web
  2. The repair guy said it might take 3 weeks to fix my vacuum. I have 13 cats. If I don't vacuum for 3 weeks we'll suffocate. about 5 hours ago from Echofon
  3. I just realized that the line T the Bed, Bath, and Beyonnd isn't moving because the clerk is dead.. Avoid register 4. about 9 hours ago from Echofon
  4. Even though it's past Thanksgiving, my film has important historical valuehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCYVc2f9oBE about 10 hours ago from web
  5. I'll be in North Hampton, MA on Fri., which is good because my vacuum cleaner is broken - Calvin Theatre http:// www.iheg.com 1:26 PM Dec 1st from web
  6. I always admire those parents that seem so unflappable. I'm flappable. I'm flapped a lot. Some nights I flap myself to sleep. 10:25 AM Dec 1st from web
  7. LOUISVILLE, KY 1/23 http://ww2.kentuckycenter.org/ticketing/tickets/reserve.aspx?performanceNumber=5311 6:38 AM Dec 1st from web
  8. WILMINGTON, DE 1/22 http://www.grandopera.org/Paula_Poundstone 6:33 AM Dec 1st from web
  9. STUART, FL 1/21 http://www.lyrictheatre.com/ 6:32 AM Dec 1st from web
  10. MANITOWOC, WI 1/16 sat Manitowoc, WI http://www.cccshows.org/Home/tabid/126/Default.aspx 6:31 AM Dec 1st from web
  11. WANDA SYKES 12/19 6:29 AM Dec 1st from web
  12. ANNAPOLIS, MD 12/11 http://tickets.ramsheadonstage.com/ 6:28 AM Dec 1st from web
  13. PORTLAND, OR 1/29 http://www.aladdin-theater.com/show_page.aspx?eventid=1729 6:26 AM Dec 1st from web
  14. SEATTLE 1/30 http://stgpresents.org/artists/?artist=1047 6:25 AM Dec 1st from web
  15. On Friday night I'm gonna be telling my little jokes in North Hampton, MAhttp:// www.iheg.com <http://www.iheg.com 10:50 PM Nov 30th from web
  16. My son says he has no math homework, except pages 149-150, problems 1-50 and the review questions for the test. Lucky break. 7:40 PM Nov 30th from web
  17. It's so dry in L.A right now, many of our most talented celebrities are shriveling up. Governor may declare a disaster if he's moist enough 4:46 PM Nov 30th from web
  18. I'm kicking December off in Massachusetts, where it all began 12/4 fri Northampton, Ma - Calvin Theatre. 1:38 PM Nov 30th from web
  19. I gave my daughter the, "I'm not your taxi service," lecture today. I found a copy of it that my grandmother once wrote. It's still good. 9:33 AM Nov 30th from web
  20. Tiger Woods'wife used a golf club to smash the car window. Good thing he isn't a professional swimmer. There she'd be swinging the Speedos. 11:15 AM Nov 29th from web
  • Name Paula Poundstone
  • Location iPhone: 33.940807,-118.406853
  • Web http://www.paulap...
  • Bio Outstanding comedian; NPR regular
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