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  1. Two of us riding nowhere. Spending someone's. Hard earned pay 1:09 PM Nov 24th from API
  2. Jail & fine for circulating obscene photos of wife - http://linkbee.com/DC23R 1:01 PM Nov 24th from API
  3. I'm a real nowhere man, sitting in my nowhere land make all my nowhere plans for nobody. 12:45 PM Nov 24th from API
  4. My check engine light came on the other day. I popped the hood and looked, and the engine is STILL there! Silly light.. 12:39 PM Nov 24th from API
  5. I'd consider being a farmer. As long as I could live on Pepperidge Farm. And raise Milanos 12:31 PM Nov 24th from API
  6. I heard that you can make money by annoying people and getting them to pay you to stop. Is this true? 12:26 PM Nov 24th from API
  7. I'm in therapy now. I used to be in denial which was a lot cheaper. 12:19 PM Nov 24th from API
  8. Am I bothering you? I thought so. 12:09 PM Nov 24th from API
  9. Barack Obama Action Figure - http://linkbee.com/DCMNW 12:04 PM Nov 24th from API
  10. I don't have to take this kind of abuse from you, there are hundreds of people waiting to abuse me. 11:53 AM Nov 24th from API
  11. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 11:43 AM Nov 24th from API
  12. I avoid online dating sites. They match you up with people who share your interests and I don’t want to go out with a weirdo. 11:36 AM Nov 24th from API
  13. If you could give away $1Million right now to one person or organization who would you give it to? 11:23 AM Nov 24th from API
  14. If a bi-sexual were to turn up missing, would they put his picture on a carton of Half & Half? 11:15 AM Nov 24th from API
  15. Paper or plastic? It doesn't matter, I'm bisacksual. 11:05 AM Nov 24th from API
  16. Demotivational Posters - Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. - http://linkbee.com/DDC9W 10:56 AM Nov 24th from API
  17. Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday...unless you're too drunk to remember what day it is. 10:50 AM Nov 24th from API
  18. If you all are my followers, then that makes me your leader. Bow down before me, for I am king. 10:43 AM Nov 24th from API
  19. Weird News: New Bride Descovers she's allergic to husband's sperm - http://linkbee.com/D9CPN 10:35 AM Nov 24th from API
  20. I'd consider being a farmer. As long as I could live on Pepperidge Farm. And raise Milanos 10:25 AM Nov 24th from API
  • Name The Walrus
  • Location Back in the USSR
  • Bio Sitting on a bench, waiting for the bus to come. Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday. You've been a naughty boy, you let your hair grow long.
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