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  1. Hey, Philly. I hear you're in the market for a goaltender. Have we got a great Leight... er- late-model, lightly-used option for you! 9:54 AM Dec 9th from web
  2. @Pete_Deboer I find your shootout ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. 1:27 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to Pete_Deboer
  3. OK, I'll fess up- I lost a bet with Martin a few weeks ago. He said he'd start Laraque in our next SO if I won. That'd've been funny, right? 12:50 PM Nov 18th from web
  4. Friday the 13th, and the Islanders coming to town with a 6-6-6 record. Too bad we've got no cap space for Satan. 10:56 AM Nov 13th from web
  5. Fix the offense... restore my Twitter account. Fix the offense... restore my Twitter account. Decisions, decisions. 9:15 AM Nov 10th from web
  6. It's been fun, but Fake Mo Must Go. Archive if you want, account's going to disappear by EOD Saturday. 8:01 AM Jun 6th from web
  7. @DonWaddell So, when's tee time? 5:24 AM May 27th from mobile web
  8. Ow... the burning... 7:45 AM May 22nd from mobile web
  9. Nice to keep the exhibition game close in this series, but getting Cole and Ruutu hurt wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 6:01 AM May 19th from web
  10. Whew. I get to keep my truck. 7:39 PM May 11th from web
  11. Hey, @craig_mactavish, thanks for letting me borrow your line blender. Did some tune-up work, and I really think it's running well now. 10:00 PM May 6th from web
  12. Cam Ward is Sicilian? Who knew? 7:25 PM May 3rd from web
  13. Rewatching The Princess Bride. Facing the Bruins is kinda like storming the castle, plus I'm pretty sure Chara and Fezzik are related. 8:03 PM Apr 29th from web
  14. Win or lose tonight, at least I don't have to spend any more time in New Jersey for a few months after this. 5:21 AM Apr 28th from mobile web
  15. Putting out an APB on our willingness to shoot. It's been two weeks, and I'm getting worried. 5:35 AM Apr 20th from mobile web
  16. Beautiful day for a Game 1. Wait- that game Wednesday counted? Crap. 5:56 AM Apr 17th from mobile web
  17. They better have those damn boards fixed next week. 9:26 PM Apr 11th from web
  18. "Haven't updated yet" my arse. Twitter is performing about as badly this week as the Isles did on Tuesday. 12:07 PM Apr 9th from mobile web
  19. @Pete_Deboer Knocked the Rags down for you -- don't blow the chance this time, OK? 6:55 PM Apr 2nd from web
  20. Now there's a guy from the NC State vet med school walking the concourse with a tranquilizer gun. What the hell's going on here? 7:58 AM Apr 2nd from web
  • Name Fake Paul Maurice
  • Location Raleigh, NC
  • Bio I am the coach of the Carolina Hurricanes, at least until they fire me again and rehire Laviolette. Oh, and IT'S A PARODY HELLO
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