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Paul_A_Johnson

  1. I am eating a sundae because fuck you, that's why. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I smell like fucking patchouli because of the dude at the bar. Also, I know how to spell patchouli. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck
  3. @howardkremer "Who Charted?" makes me happy. Thanks. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck
  4. Hey random dude at the bar, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ME. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @TaraBerkoski Yes ma'am. 2:19 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TaraBerkoski
  6. Working @TownlineBBQ this evening. instagr.am/p/LQ8dPdoM_9/ 1:49 PM May 30th via Instagram
  7. So Bieber's now got two songs that I kinda love. Fuck me. 3:42 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
  8. He's on a diet. instagr.am/p/LOX_L_oM_O/ 1:51 PM May 29th via Instagram
  9. @BookHamptons You're a noob. 10:18 AM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to BookHamptons
  10. @EHamptonPatch No! :-) 8:50 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EHamptonPatch
  11. Memorial Day parade in East Hampton. instagr.am/p/LLJF6LoMzo/ 8:49 AM May 28th via Instagram
  12. @TaraBerkoski Also, I just learned how to pronounce "quinoa." 8:47 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TaraBerkoski
  13. @TaraBerkoski There's a great one on the dinner menu @RowdyHall. Might be my new favorite thing there. 8:46 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TaraBerkoski
  14. @HamptonsBorn I have never loved your twittering more than this weekend. Thank you. 5:52 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HamptonsBorn
  15. "Why don't you have AOL?" - My sister, just now, convincing me I was adopted. 3:50 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
  16. The niece and nephew are in town and my commitment to never having children is stronger than ever. #StopYelling #StopCrying #StopArguing 9:51 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
  17. First BBQ of the season. 5:19 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone