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@ohlittlerachel I take no responsibility for any brain trauma sustained by watching it about 24 hours ago via web in reply to ohlittlerachel
@chrismyerscomic #Suits4Life 11:58 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chrismyerscomic
It must be tough for bakers to talk about earning money because it just seems like they are talking about making actual bread. #realtalk 7:03 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
@anti_dentite He's the nicest Bad Ass I've ever met! 6:41 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to anti_dentite
Robot Legs and Vagina Piranha - See it all and more. Piranha 3DD is out today in theaters & VOD. Only $6 on iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/movie/piran… 12:45 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
I'll never be as cool as the guy w/ dreds who just rode by me on a bicycle while simultaneously reading a hardcover book & smoking a pipe. 3:16 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
Have you ever wanted to ask Danny Trejo (Machete) a question? He's coming into How Did This Get Podcast today. Ask Away. Use #HDTGMTrejo 9:02 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
Hey Austin, don't B a dick. Come 2 ATX Fest w/ The League, NTSF:SD:SUV::, & Childrens Hospital Panels & Screenings. atxfestival.com 8:39 AM May 30th via web
@JoelRusso That's Great! 8:12 AM May 30th via web in reply to JoelRusso
Starting 2 question every romantic relationship I've ever had b/c I've never rappelled or bungeed anything w/ my lady. #bachelorette 9:13 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
Anyone else think its total bullshit that Will Smith didn't record a new rap song about his adventures in Men in Black 3. #NeverForget 8:00 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
TheRock @paulscheer Excellent Paul. Do 30min next time. While on the elliptical scream "hell yeah bitches" every 3min. #TeamBringIt 3:27 PM May 26th via web in reply to paulscheer Retweeted by paulscheer and 109 others
Hey @TheRock - Just did 20 minutes on an elliptical #teambringit 9:54 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Bait Car is America's new Star Search 8:17 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPad
curtisgwinn saul goodman hangs with S.A.M.. #ntsf #season2 instagr.am/p/LEEvycufdq/ 1:54 PM May 25th via Instagram Retweeted by paulscheer and 2 others
This is the only summer movie worth seeing, I wish it was real. tmblr.co/Z_KVbyM3NdVB 10:39 AM May 24th via Tumblr
Trying out a new Delta service where we sit on the Tarmac for the entire duration of the flight before we take off. 9:06 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPad

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Bio I'm Andre on @theleaguefx, @NTSFTrent on NTSF:SD:SUV:: & I podcast w/ How Did This Get Made @Earwolf. Also I use furniture but don't trust it.