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  1. @reaganward where is your suits #
  2. @chrismyerscomic @robcorddry @hayeslady @KenMarino @robhuebel #suits! #seersucker #doublebreasted #tuxedo
  3. @pcarnboy Ha
  4. @ohlittlerachel I take no responsibility for any brain trauma sustained by watching it
  5. @chrismyerscomic #Suits4Life
  6. It must be tough for bakers to talk about earning money because it just seems like they are talking about making actual bread. #realtalk
  7. @anti_dentite He's the nicest Bad Ass I've ever met!
  8. Robot Legs and Vagina Piranha - See it all and more. Piranha 3DD is out today in theaters & VOD. Only $6 on iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/movie/piran…
  9. I'll never be as cool as the guy w/ dreds who just rode by me on a bicycle while simultaneously reading a hardcover book & smoking a pipe.
  10. Have you ever wanted to ask Danny Trejo (Machete) a question? He's coming into How Did This Get Podcast today. Ask Away. Use #HDTGMTrejo
  11. Hey Austin, don't B a dick. Come 2 ATX Fest w/ The League, NTSF:SD:SUV::, & Childrens Hospital Panels & Screenings. atxfestival.com
  12. @JoelRusso That's Great!
  13. Starting 2 question every romantic relationship I've ever had b/c I've never rappelled or bungeed anything w/ my lady. #bachelorette
  14. Anyone else think its total bullshit that Will Smith didn't record a new rap song about his adventures in Men in Black 3. #NeverForget
  15. Hey @TheRock - Just did 20 minutes on an elliptical #teambringit
  16. Bait Car is America's new Star Search
  17. This is the only summer movie worth seeing, I wish it was real. tmblr.co/Z_KVbyM3NdVB
  18. Trying out a new Delta service where we sit on the Tarmac for the entire duration of the flight before we take off.