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  1. Dogs could have stopped the terrorist. Hmmm. Dogs sniffing crotches at the airport. That's sophisticated anti-terrorism. Happy flying.
  2. Come see me TONIGHT-Sunday at the Columbus Funny Bone! Go to my website http://lnk.ms/4vhWP for a special 2 For 1 deal for Sat's late show!
  3. Go to my website http://lnk.ms/4vhWP for special 2 For 1 offers at the Columbus Funny Bone this week!
  4. Me with bob Kevoian of the bob and Tom Show with his wife Becky at the cts broncos game. http://twitpic.com/tdd2e
  5. At Indy colts game. Awesome. Tiger woods is sitting next to us with a hot chick. Weird. She doesn't look like his wife. Don't tell anyone.
  6. If you're in Indianapolis or Columbus, I'm at Crackers this weekend and the Funny Bone next week. http://tinyurl.com/ybwyy3h
  7. Sick of tiger woods never thought I wod say this but I miss Jon and Kate.
  8. Crazy fun show tonight at crackers in Indy. Come out.
  9. Hi Susan s. How's ur boy's knee??
  10. Drunk in Indy. Jealous?
  11. Was on the bob and Tom radio show today. Check out some clips on bobandtom.com. Check out my image makeover of the media
  12. Hey did u guys hear about something involving tiger woods??
  13. Just did a 3 hour auditiion for a sports show. A lot of fun but tired
  14. bring 4 canned goods for the food bank and get FREE ADMISSION to my Thurs or Sun shows at Cracker's in Indy this week! http://bit.ly/55vYMm
  15. Tiger said he had 3 mistresses but it's not his fault. He's just used to nine holes. I think the world needed one more tiger joke.
  16. Flew in the rain today. Really bumpy flight. I Thought now I know what buddy holly felt like.
  17. On this day I am Reflecting. Of course I wonder what scheme #Balloon boys father is cooking up next.
  18. heading to @crackerscomedy in a few weeks after Thanksgiving. Come catch a show December 9-13! For tickets: http://www.crackerscomedy.com
  19. Just posted photos from the @bobandtom All Stars Tour in Wichita and Des Moines on my site, check it out: http://bit.ly/6HEEGo
  20. Still reeling from oprah's decision to quit. Where will I get my book suggestions from? Tyra perhaps?