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PaulMasonWriter

  1. @debbiefoy25 About as far west in France as you can go!
  2. yfrog.com/gz7ffqaj Morning glory, undisclosed location, Breizh. Hoo ha.
  3. At Eurotunnel after 7 weeks in UK. Just as we head back to France, the sun comes out. Never mind: it's camper-tastic here!
  4. @L2K_tim Stretch! Welcome to the Twittersphere.
  5. Me: "Do you put your face in the water?" Swimmer: "It depends what I'm doing the next day. Sometimes I can't get my hair wet." Genius.
  6. @debbiefoy25 You need #Assos (yes, really) chamois cream. I assume it works as well for female assoses as for male ones. Anyone?
  7. @solentine Swim Better, Swim Faster (Bloomsbury, in all good bookshops next year...) all done bar a short open-water section. Yay!
  8. @solentine Congratulations Alderman Robson, Oxon's first anarco-syndicalist councillor!
  9. @LeonidBrezhnev #MayDay parade of revolutionary mountain bikes along Trefriw high street?
  10. @dwainchambers1 Welcome back. Just a shame your punishment was longer than many real criminals' (though not a teenage rioter's, obviously).
  11. Wood and stainless nails ordered, now just have to get 2 of each animal. Because it's NEVER going to stop raining.
  12. Great to see a rider the same weight as me win the Ronde and Paris-Roubaix! Well done Boonen.
  13. #thingsthatbindbritonstogether 7.00 a.m: already eaten all my Quality Street and feeling a bit sick.
  14. Just driven 14 hours across France. Now so early at Eurotunnel it's going to cost extra. Idiot.
  15. #stuffyourcyclingcoachdoesnttellyou No1: Perfect rhythm for climbing an 8% slope in a 39x23 gear is set by Beyoncé's 'Single Ladies'.
  16. In honour of #welshrugbygrandslam yesterday, the weather in France today is wet wet wet.
  17. @Redwoods1 Mothers' Day only weird if you manage to remember it...
  18. @LeonidBrezhnev Hey Butch, do you get a prize if you break a third #ononebikes frame in a year?
  19. Mont Ventoux conquered! Well, taken by surprise when it was half asleep... I was VERY fast on the way down to Bedoin.
  20. @solentine Theirs or mine?