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There are some fountains doing a fireworks routine out my window and Bill O'Reilly chatting gays with Ann Coulter on my TV. U S A! U S A!about 2 hours agofrom web
Am in las vegas. Am officially apologising to the climate now. I WILL become a better person. just as soon as I've paid this prostituteabout 4 hours agofrom TwitterBerry
Woman in airport wearing top with huge seaquin-speckled skull on it. Realise it's from AllSaints, but looks weird on a pensionerabout 18 hours agofrom TwitterBerry
Think I was sitting next to susan boyle on tube. We didn't speak, she was reading a danielle steel novel. Had it right up against her noseabout 19 hours agofrom TwitterBerry
Dream BushtuckerTrial: JORDAN eating JEDWARD'S testicles. C'MON ITV make it happen!1:23 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
Am now watching the I'm a Celeb spin-off on ITV 2. It has someone called Flack on it and, unfortunately for him, Russell Kane2:03 PM Nov 20thfrom Power Twitter
no answers. assume the twitterati have something other to do than watch I'm a Celeb.. clever people1:32 PM Nov 20thfrom Power Twitter
Who is Gino on I'm a Celebrity? He has just killed and eaten a rat. which I think makes him more interesting than any previous contestant1:14 PM Nov 20thfrom Power Twitter