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  1. There are some fountains doing a fireworks routine out my window and Bill O'Reilly chatting gays with Ann Coulter on my TV. U S A! U S A!
  2. @gracedent oh, sorry. Should I not pay her?
  3. Am in las vegas. Am officially apologising to the climate now. I WILL become a better person. just as soon as I've paid this prostitute
  4. Woman in airport wearing top with huge seaquin-speckled skull on it. Realise it's from AllSaints, but looks weird on a pensioner
  5. @AndyWelch81 she can read!
  6. @mattzki and about time too
  7. Think I was sitting next to susan boyle on tube. We didn't speak, she was reading a danielle steel novel. Had it right up against her nose
  8. Dream BushtuckerTrial: JORDAN eating JEDWARD'S testicles. C'MON ITV make it happen!
  9. @LouisDexter I was thinking this just the other morning when walking very quickly to work: I am tony hull...
  10. It's like a cab rank at 2am, only with subtropical rainforest in the background
  11. Cor there's a lot of shouting on I'm a Celeb 2
  12. @LouisDexter supposed to be a night of championship manager. but have been distracted.
  13. @petefrasermusic worth it
  14. Am now watching the I'm a Celeb spin-off on ITV 2. It has someone called Flack on it and, unfortunately for him, Russell Kane
  15. no answers. assume the twitterati have something other to do than watch I'm a Celeb.. clever people
  16. Who is Gino on I'm a Celebrity? He has just killed and eaten a rat. which I think makes him more interesting than any previous contestant
  17. RT @rosieswash: The American Right have an unhealthy obsession http://bit.ly/U33C4
  18. Get this track 's mazeballs RT @ciaotiga #tigabiz I’ve got your download...It's Sex O'Clock! At RCRDLBL! http://tinyurl.com/ylb8ccb
  19. Popquiz: one is a drain on our taxes, the other a Mail columnist - but which? http://twitpic.com/q8jbg
  20. @mattzki isn't it. v good sunday times int with him brings that out... http://bit.ly/4kSJbP