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  1. And to rub salt even further into the wound: http://bit.ly/2tWWOH
  2. Fans of lolcats will have to one day learn to accept the truth: http://bit.ly/L8i8e
  3. RT @barryfromwat: I did the Number One one our advent calendar this morning. My wife mopped it up and was cross. Number 2's tomorrow!
  4. Fat bastard! http://bit.ly/8aDCxC
  5. I just saw Al Murray on Tottenham Court Road!
  6. RT @barryfromwat: I am having a nice bit of rare beef for lunch. Yeh! Chop it's hooves off, wipe it's arse and shove it on a plate.
  7. RT @porksmith: http://twitpic.com/q7r48 - My Gran isn't sure if the necklace i bought her goes with her earrings
  8. RT @kearneykd: Nicolas Cage Punches A Woman Whilst Wearing A Bear Suit http://bit.ly/4mgVzb So bad it's... no it's still bad
  9. RT @serafinowicz: A male continent fertilizes a female continent with its 'peninsula'.
  10. Found an excellent free FPS on teh intarwebs yesterday - Combat Arms: http://bit.ly/jjwfs
  11. Excellent! But poor penguins :( http://bit.ly/wrD98
  12. Serious business: http://bit.ly/1vr7Aa
  13. RT @stephenfry: RT using Twitpic: possibly the best newspaper headline and subheading. Evah. http://twitpic.com/pv51t
  14. RT @stephenfry: Possibly the best newspaper headline and subheading. Evah. http://pic.gd/e98737
  15. Are you writing a fantasy novel? http://bit.ly/3irD2n
  16. http://blanksheetofpaper.com/
  17. http://bit.ly/2tWWOH
  18. RT @serafinowicz: RT @flidby: http://tinyurl.com/ycasvyp For all those who missed it on Friday, our Call of Duty short #modernwarfare
  19. OMG this is awesome! http://bit.ly/DrAZj
  20. RT @serafinowicz: Where has my youth gone? (via @agurbash) He escaped.