PaulEdwardBarne
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If you miss a putt shorter than your putter
11:41 AM May 30th
via web
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If I wanted to watch a free throw competition I'd put it in my vhs copy of 1997 elk's lodge free throw shootout.
7:58 PM May 29th
via TweetCaster for Android
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Pussy guys who talk shit but can't back it up.
6:15 PM May 28th
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I talk to myself way too much when I'm playing alone
6:30 PM May 28th
via web
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Having like 6 people to text to play golf with on the way to the course
9:16 AM May 28th
via web
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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.
7:48 PM May 23rd
via web
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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents she swallowed balls until she died.
1:29 PM May 24th
via web
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If you come across someone who makes you happy, don't let them go, who knows if you'll ever find them again.
8:20 PM May 24th
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Conversations consist of quoting movies, talkin shit about each other, sports, and women.
9:30 PM May 24th
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Will never forget the crazy memories I made with my boys..
9:30 PM May 23rd
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What'a harder than moving on? Knowing you never wanted to in the first place.
6:18 AM May 23rd
via TweetDeck
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Working on something the entire night and getting 90% of it done the last hour.
11:52 PM May 22nd
via Twitter for iPhone
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Live in the moment not for the moment.
11:41 PM May 22nd
via web
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I'm like your virginity, Once I’m gone, you aren’t getting me back.
11:35 PM May 22nd
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Time to pack up and move on there is no need to wait around for something anymore going out on my own
6:20 PM May 22nd
via web
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Do you ever have those days where your dick feels so big that you want to get naked and just show it off to everyone.
9:30 PM May 21st
via web
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Never ignore a person who Ioves you and cares for you....one day you may realize you've lost the moon while counting the stars.
5:03 PM May 21st
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@ @ we are not dandies
9:13 PM May 21st
via web
in reply to JaydEDrumm
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I can't promise you a fairy tale or that I won't do anything stupid. But I will never be someone you can't trust. That promise, I can make.
4:45 PM May 18th
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Time to make myself happy and possibly stop waiting around.
10:42 AM May 18th
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- Name paul10
- Location Stillwater, OK
- Bio GET OFF THE TRACKS BECAUSE THE FUCKIN TRAINS COMING
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