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Girlfriend got coaxed into the VIP area. I didn’t. Sat waiting.
Mayfair is like this all the time.
Posh fuckers can go eat testicles.about 2 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
Can I just prefix my tweets for the rest of the evening with: “I’m in Mayfair at some club with a £10k membership fee as a +1;”
Tar.about 5 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
Bored of the #jubilee now.
I was a sheep in the herd for an hour. In the rain.
Didn’t even see the boat.
Bored.
US visa please.about 8 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
Gonna be a typical London tourist douche today & stand by the Thames as The Queen floats by.
We all know her in the UK, I have her number.about 13 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS