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pattonoswalt

  1. So wait -- in the "I Want A New Drug" video, Huey's band just starts playing live, and assumes Huey will arrive in time for his vocal? 5 minutes ago via web
  2. "At least I'll be remembered by 50 year-old ravers." -- Richard Dawson, upon hearing Messiah's "Temple of Dreams" about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Good-bye, Richard Dawson. You wore vests like a villain, fucked Diana Dors, & handled Midwesterners with aplomb. A life well lived. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Should I name my hedgehog Barbara Cartland or Hushabye? #gentleTweets about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Thank you, everyone at Largo. What a nice audience. Like a quilt made of smiles. #gentleTweets about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Awake since 6:10 am. Taken daughter on hike, to movie, dog park, & now circus class. Slowly going insane. say.ly/jgc3sfY about 24 hours ago via WhoSay
  7. Bizarro Me has escaped and is terrorizing Times Square. Courtesy @Graizur: twitter.com/Graizur/status… 2:01 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Just clothed & fed a toddler, washed a load of dishes, & walked the dog. I get to sleep for a month now, right? 8:42 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Still thinking of how perfectly The Cowboy Junkies' cover of "Sweet Jane" went with that plate of peas. #gentleTweets 11:02 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Don't worry, everyone -- @julieklausner will see ROCK OF AGES for all of us, I'm sure. 8:31 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Every grunge song from the 90's wishes it was "Up Down Sue" by the Luv'd Ones. 3:34 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Wait, when did I fuck Jerry Stahl? bit.ly/KmKnxi 11:31 AM Jun 1st via bitly
  13. A hippie Jane Doe hitchhiker might have been a Manson Family victim. @TrueCrimeDiary has some thoughts: bit.ly/KiYww1 11:12 AM Jun 1st via bitly
  14. .@caleb_casey so @pattonoswalt was almost prophetic in his bit about gay marriage and the green lantern // Oh SHIT. You're right. 11:09 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to caleb_casey
  15. New ep of How Was Your Week has @eddiepepitone AND @perlapell. Too. Much. Funny: bit.ly/L8YPZF 11:06 AM Jun 1st via bitly
  16. Those crusts I just cut off my organic PB&J? A lucky squirrel in my backyard's gonna get a crust angel. #gentleTweets 9:01 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
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