PatriotWriter
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"The poor build the cannons of their destruction, but it is the rich who sell them." The original in French was better, and actually true!
10:49 PM Nov 20th
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Writing Thanksgiving cards in bed waiting for the butler to bring my breakfast. (He never does.)
5:58 AM Nov 19th
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Kitchen sink stench woke me up at 5am. Got after the dying clogged disposal with bleach & plunger. I won. Plumber comes Friday...
5:56 AM Nov 19th
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Our championship team of 6 dominated the volleyball court tonight, smacking down last season's leaders once again. Their guys are bitter.
6:21 PM Nov 15th
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Facebook's good for one thing, I guess. Today I got 2 calls from 2 diff people I haven't heard from in 15 yrs. Reunited & it feels so good!
8:43 PM Nov 14th
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Just met my mom's rescue dog Sadie, a 5 y.o. yellow lab. Such a sweetie!
11:15 AM Nov 14th
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So, friends, I know I went dark for awhile. Now that I'm back, Twitter has completely changed & doesn't recognize me anymore. (Sniff) Hurts!
3:34 PM Nov 12th
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I baked banana bread & a buttermilk pie, fixed a fence, killed a black widow w/ a hammer & had my 1st bloody nose. I feel so well rounded!
1:58 PM Nov 2nd
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- Feeding cubes to Black Baldy cows & their bull.
3:47 PM Oct 31st
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- Happy Halloween from Fredericksburg Texas!
11:47 AM Oct 31st
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Heartbreaking bumper sticker of the day: "I MISS AMERICA"
10:00 AM Oct 31st
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My State Rep Tim Kleinschmidt gives props to Empower Texans' analysis of proposed Constitutional amendments. Go vast rightwing conspiracy!
4:54 PM Oct 26th
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Team Overserved just volleyed Operation Smackdown for yet another impressive win complete with free Pluckers wings & $2 drafts.
4:43 PM Oct 25th
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This might be considered bragging: I'm spending a perfect Texas afternoon in my soft white hammock. Breeze + trees + no houses 'cept mine!
1:24 PM Oct 24th
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It's hard to believe I lost my lab a month ago today. Ironically, I'm dogsitting 2 big black dogs. They're night & day from Maddie: crazy!
1:43 PM Oct 23rd
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I'm in London. (Texas, that is.) Today I drove a 4-wheeler, shot a pistol & made jello for ferrel hogs. Never thought I'd cook 4 real pigs!
4:24 PM Oct 17th
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22-y.o. Laura at Central Market just made my day when she carded me for my bottle of frambois beer, said I looked too young to buy it. :D
6:19 PM Oct 14th
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Winning Nobel = Miss Congeniality. It's just Obama's condolence prize for losing the creme de la creme--the Olympic Site Selection award.
9:21 AM Oct 9th
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Jiffy Lube - Westlake on Bee Cave just topped off my new vehicle's fluids for free. Thanks guys! BTW I paid my car off on Monday. Good week!
10:06 AM Oct 7th
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Have you had your inspirational coffee mtg with your billionaire friend today? I have. Great way to kick off a Wednesday.
8:51 AM Oct 7th
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- Name KJ
- Location Republic of Texas
- Web http://www.patrio...
- Bio Inane red, white and blue humorist with a side of Texas grit. Amateur collector of fountain pens, guns. Personal assistant for a top secret Braintrust.
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