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patrick_newton

  1. Look at Rondo in that huddle. Channeling his inner Bill Russell and doing a little Player/Coach thing.
  2. Battier's clumsiness is of some real value in situations like that.
  3. What in the hell was that.
  4. @cnglasser it took a lot of restraint on my part to not send out an all-caps LeBron tweet after that trey.
  5. LeBron for 3! Garnett fouls while Rondo drives for the winning bucket! It's like I scripted those last two plays myself.
  6. Cole took a page out of Wade's playbook with that one.
  7. @PhillipWinstead Same here. I thought his jumper would kill him and he'd be a career back-up. Never dreamed he'd be one of the best.
  8. Rondo is my all-time favorite ex-UK malcontent. Dude's trying to agitate anyone he lays eyes on tonight.
  9. The downside of Wade making one of those ridiculous pull-up 3's is knowing he's gonna try another within the next two trips down the floor.
  10. The Heat better hope they don't lose any games in Miami. They ain't winning in Boston.
  11. After LeBron and the Big 3 as a whole, I bet more people hate the Heat for Mike Miller's physical appearance than for any other reason.
  12. Over/Under on Tiger segments ESPN airs between now and 10 a.m. tomorrow: 700,000.
  13. Falling Skies' commercials make me think it might be good. Then I see that it's on TNT and realize that just can't be possible.
  14. @TeamDarrenKlub Blair just rides the pine while Diaw and Splitter get all the clock. He doesn't even crack the rotation anymore.
  15. DeJuan Blair must've done something unspeakably bad to be stuck on the bench behind Tiago Splitter and Boris Diaw.
  16. Underneath the waterfall on our hike today at Mount Petit Jean. instagr.am/p/LZDc7AxPxQ/
  17. ESPN should have to air a disclaimer before PTI if anyone besides Kornheiser and Wilbon are hosting.
  18. View from my bi-monthly jog. #littlerock #clouds #arkansas instagr.am/p/LViq7nxP67/
  19. Happy 220th birthday to The Commonwealth of Kentucky! You don't look a day over 215, if I do say so myself.