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  1. Clicking 'Start Genius Playlist' on A Milli last night was one of the beat decisions I've ever made.
  2. ...with two cats in a wicker igloo on the back seat. Project Pat much?
  3. There's nothing more gangster than driving out of Bath & Northeast Somerset in a Streetcar rapping along to Straight Outta Compton....
  4. @richardonslow ...you always look like the Dude from the Big Lebowski.
  5. @teenagelust Absolutely nothing out there. Apart from maybe Mario Galaxy.
  6. @gracedent Charity shop Ben Fogle.
  7. @TheBlackSpotBks Pocket Size is perfect. Christmas 2010 has come early x x
  8. Dude who's serving me my tasty burger just asked if I want to buy his Burtons gift vouchers off him.
  9. Schwartz Brothers Burgers ... the best takeaway in town (Bath) Their words not mine.
  10. Stourhead, next to the village of Stourton, consider yourself WARNED!!
  11. @CraigSomersault Hi mate, merry christmas, please remove me from your friends list. Samwise Gabbomam.
  12. Visited a good friend for Boxing Day lunch. Out came the photos. Me - centre parting / undercut / nevermind shirt. http://yfrog.com/au7e1j
  13. @heawood Merry Christmas Pussy!! http://yfrog.com/auvtriqj
  14. Today is my 1 year anniversary of Twitter. Has my life been improved by microblogging?...umm, yeah, no, not really, kind of, tweet tw-tweet.
  15. This day, Christmas day, I have walked in on my Dad listening to Pitbull. Twice. And had to ask him not to discuss butt-plugs at the table.
  16. ... Is it bad taste to watch the sneezing panda straight after watching the Queen?
  17. Next level future shit alert. Watching the Queen live on tvcatchup.com from the dining table! Christmas 2.0
  18. MERRY CHRISTMAS. Mother Nature gave me a half occupied wasps nest in the room next to mine.Thank Jesus for the rolled NME to swat them with.
  19. I just had a horrible dream that I was up to my neck in putrid decomposing human waste. Oh no, I'm still in it ... #Westfield.
  20. Honoured, touched and elated to have just received my free 10% off discount card from Banger Brothers. Merry Christmas one and all.