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  1. @mike9r I hate to inform you that cigarette needle money gun trumps rocket. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mike9r
  2. @mike9r And on that note: FUCKING ROCKETSHIP?! WHY ARE YOU SO COOL? about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @mike9r SUCK MY FUCKING ASS, ORLANDA BLOOM? about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mike9r
  4. @photar Fave. Fucker. I'm sorry, are you sassing me with sport talk? about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to photar
  5. @isharan WTF is the old me? I'm not fucking Benjamin Button. Seriously, I'm not. Depending on his age at the time it would be so wrong. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to isharan
  6. HEY EVERYONE. @DIGERATII IS TOO SCARED TO EXPRESS HIS LOVE FOR NICKELBACK. #JUSTSAYIN about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. @olegoode I just saw that. I cried. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to olegoode
  8. You can tweet if you want to. You can meet new friends online. Cause your friends don't tweet so I... can't see them in my tiiimeline. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. @sam_symons Except for @rustyrockets because he's fucking awesome. He even seems to be pretty tight with Grammar. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to sam_symons
  10. @roamer145 I find that not reading Lifehacker is the best solution. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to roamer145
  11. Why? Why? http://img.ly/f9x about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  12. @sam_symons No, the bad thing is that he JUST found the reply button. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to sam_symons
  13. @roamer145 Lets see what happens when j typeztrenely dastardly on my iPhone with my eyes flowed, about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to roamer145
  14. Because sometimes the articles on Lifehacker aren't bad enough. (Also: Notice how the page is done loading) http://img.ly/f9w about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  15. @roamer145 YOU'RE A PRETTY BALLET GUY. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to roamer145
  16. @kyleve I got it! Sex with guys! Wait that's not funny. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kyleve
  17. @olegoode Do you prefer your name spelled, 'Eli'? Either way, you're really good. I mean... Haha, black people. Funny. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to olegoode
  18. @kyleve THEN WHAT ARE THEY DOING? It's not like the Mozilla Messaging team is having sex with women. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kyleve
  19. @spiralstairs "Alright, we spent an awesome couple months on that icon guys! Think it's time we get back to software development." about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to spiralstairs
  20. My phone totally corrected 'ballsy' to 'ballet'. Not the best word choice, but it's still right. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  • Name Patrick Patience
  • Location iPhone: 43.612799,-80.110653
  • Web http://favstar.fm...
  • Bio LOL IM ONLY 17 AND IM USING THE INTERNET ISNT THAT SO COOL/!?! DID I MENTION IM ONL Y 17@!?
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