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PatrickHastie

  1. The Eric Andre Show is the best thing on television. about 2 hours ago via txt
  2. Michael Che Fox #RevolutionaryActors about 2 hours ago via txt
  3. Did you know there were no recorded car accidents before texting was invented? #RealTalk about 2 hours ago via txt
  4. Tommy from 3rd Rock, the kid from Newsies & Sid are killin' it. #MovieAwards about 4 hours ago via txt
  5. Congratulations Emma Watson!!! #Trailblazer #MovieAwards about 4 hours ago via txt
  6. Does anyone know what is happening on my TV right now? #MovieAwards about 4 hours ago via txt
  7. Johnny Depp and The Blackies are perdy good. #MovieAwards about 4 hours ago via txt
  8. Nah, don't spit that gum out buddy. #MovieAwards about 5 hours ago via txt
  9. The biggest casualty of 911 was Johnny Depp's career. #MovieAwards about 5 hours ago via txt
  10. And the winner for Actor with the Worst Agent in Hollywood is.... Taylor Kitsch #MovieAwards about 5 hours ago via txt
  11. Do you think Nick and Norah ever made a porno? Inversely, do you think Zack and Miri ever made a playlist? about 8 hours ago via web
  12. RIP @derekmoulds @TheJohnEide @SillyGideon. about 11 hours ago via txt
  13. I just saw a girl pee by a McDonalds dumpster. #PleaseRT about 24 hours ago via txt
  14. Gone. #TwentyShotsFourPeople #IAmTheDD twitter.com/PatrickHastie/… 10:58 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter MMS
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  16. @SillyGideon with the TWENTY jager shots @TheJohnEide bought. #Woof #IAmTheDD #LoLERz twitter.com/PatrickHastie/… 10:41 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter MMS
  17. Uncle Phil was the voice of "Shredder". #NeverForget 10:18 PM Jun 2nd via txt
  18. I am a really good freestyle crapper. 9:18 PM Jun 2nd via txt
  19. @TheJohnEide's pocket pussy. #RealTalk twitter.com/PatrickHastie/… 8:27 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter MMS
  • Name Patrick Hastie
  • Location des moines, iowa
  • Web http://patrickhas...
  • Bio I am a comic. I have a twitter, a tumblr & a podcast. Because as I said, I am a comic.
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