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  1. Charlize Theron does World Cup Draw with a Frenchman. Will he be able to handle it ? about 24 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. Tiger Woods Car Crash latest - Police admit his Wife maybe should have used a Driver. 8:12 AM Nov 29th from UberTwitter
  3. We've had the injustice, heard the outcry and the technology exists. Video Replays for the Catholic Church to stop Priests handling ? 2:17 AM Nov 27th from UberTwitter
  4. I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Tune. Jedward for the Jungle. You know it makes sense. 1:27 PM Nov 22nd from web
  5. Thierry Henry....more Hands than a German phone book... 4:37 PM Nov 18th from UberTwitter
  6. Urinal Football...to encourage or prevent dribbling ? http://pic.gd/633afd 11:02 AM Nov 18th from UberTwitter
  7. @SusieAmy Errr...Think we both know what I left out (Something to be said for running out of letters x ) 8:40 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to SusieAmy
  8. Evolutionary Suggestion. Teeth in the belly button. Food through hole in face is the long way round. Though if women could talk AND eat... 7:14 AM Nov 11th from web
  9. Danny Boy at La Scala Milano. Not a bad Monday afternoon. http://pic.gd/7c1783 8:11 AM Nov 9th from UberTwitter
  10. John and Edward. They can't be killed. Next week Live from Afghanistan ? 1:34 PM Nov 8th from web
  11. Sent a txt earlier to a girlfriend 'U looked pretty today' No reply. Now realise it reads ' U looked pretty toady' Damn You Txt Thumbs. 9:53 AM Nov 5th from UberTwitter
  12. Arguing this morning - Horoscopes - Pep talks for people who can't get laid ? 3:43 AM Nov 3rd from UberTwitter
  13. Michael Jackson's This is It - So it turns out Roman Polanski isn't the only kiddie fiddler that makes amazing movies. Who knew ? 3:39 PM Nov 2nd from web
  14. @SusieAmy @dragonjones If you do Peter I'm dead. Actually I think I may be already. Oh Feck. 3:27 PM Nov 2nd from web in reply to SusieAmy
  15. Just smiled and said Hello to a traffic warden. He looked at me as if Nick Griffen had offered to blow him. We live in a loveless world. 8:45 AM Nov 2nd from UberTwitter
  16. http://twitpic.com/nlw8f - Not sure how they'll go down at the Mosque but nothing says Halloween like a Cookie Monster Burka... 5:37 PM Oct 30th from TwitPic
  17. Even my drug dealer's phone is now automated - For Coke press 1. For Heroin press 2. For Ecstasy press 3. For Marijuana press Hash. 3:39 PM Oct 29th from web
  18. Some days the view from office looks a little better... http://pic.gd/60042d 8:55 AM Oct 28th from UberTwitter
  19. You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough. Cahal and Nic, thanks for coming to visit. And thanks for going home. 3:12 AM Oct 27th from web
  20. It doesn't matter who you marry because it always turns out to be someone else 11:01 AM Oct 24th from web