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PatchClark

@Itweet4BOCs Last I heard, @PatchClark worked in Lincoln with his Uncle. Are you in York right now? about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android in reply to Itweet4BOCs
...Eventually Giana came back and said, "Sorry. I can't come up. My mom said not today, but maybe another day." #totesadorbs about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
...So I told Giana where the ladderwas and before I could finish, she darted off into the house and disappeared into the house... about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
...My friend Giana wanted to climb on the roof cause "It looks fun, and (she'd) already been on a ladder before so (she) wasn't scared."... about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
I made a new friend today while I was on the roof cleaning gutters. She was about 5 and told me her name was "GEE-AH-NAH!!" (Giana)... about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
omgthatspunny A countess started to think about her count-less opportunities. #punny about 6 hours ago via Timely by Demandforce Retweeted by PatchClark and 16 others
The 90's at Noon: Name that Tune plays my fav 90's jam of all time, and my fingers cannot dial fast enough! #curseyoumichele!!! 11:02 AM May 31st via txt
As I watch the GPS on my phone locate my current position, I'm suddenly painfully aware that massive satellites are currently targeting me. 10:19 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android
Had to start my flippin' day riiiight! #raspberryflip 8:03 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android
Missed out on @cameronholmes18 tweeting in a stream-of-conscience that makes me proud. It's a twitter rant that's got that #yeezeyflow... 3:31 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
Sometimes I wish my Twerps looked like the image that's in my head of what I *think* their profpic looks like at a glance... 3:28 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
Dear girls in short-shorts: I checked you out, so you win this round, but you still look stupid standing in the rain. #havefunwalkinghome 2:17 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
My #drivetime jam. Thank you @sydneyroseke, to the rest of you; you're welcome. youtube.com/watch?v=fIiSHe… 7:59 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android
Just saw a commercial for "Mountain Men" that might as well have been made by @LutherSpeaks. It even used the phrase #hardcorelifestyle... 4:48 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android
..So now you can take a lesson from my book and use the info to sound superior at parties, and impress women... 11:43 AM May 29th via txt
The term "LTE" in the phrase 4G LTE does not mean "LITE". It means "Long Term Evolution" which is a different kind of network. #learnyasome 11:39 AM May 29th via txt
Okay Twerps listen up, I'm about to drop some knowledge on you. So get ready... 11:35 AM May 29th via txt
...Then I can post it as a youtube series and get Super-Rich!! #bigdreams 1:30 AM May 29th via txt
On that note: a definite goal of mine is to get some of my friends together, get them drunk, and then record them narrating the Trilogy... 1:29 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android
Just finished The Lord of the Rings Trilogy Extended Edition for the first time. From 3p to 3a; 12 solid hours of Tolkien. #levelup! 1:26 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android