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  1. [SECRETARY of the YEAR!] RT @strangestuff: http://bit.ly/6nuT8O Woman calls in bomb threat to keep boss from missing flight
  2. [HA! from "The Professor"] http://digg.com/d21BRvG?t16 RT @digg_images: "Wait, someone killed me in Mafia Wars?"
  3. [The "Murse" never was in style] RT @micahberry: http://twitpic.com/rnogz - my dad with flava flav... look at flava flaves huge clock
  4. ["Does this make my butt look fat?" "Yes. a LOT."] RT @thegirlsluvjr: RT @ElkeTheStallion http://twitpic.com/6cu08 - Aint this crazy?
  5. [Sveedish Chef or bad "but" joke?] RT @funniness http://bit.ly/8pxWgh Google Voice's helpful transcription of a fax to my cell
  6. What are you thinking right about now... ? http://brizzly.com/pic/KHL
  7. [Confucianism = Realism?] RT @engrishdotcom: Finally an honest fortune cookie... http://bit.ly/5TrnQf
  8. That's an awful lot of juice for one house and a little red car... http://bit.ly/86QJXb
  9. [zero street cred for Avery] RT @ThatChrisGore: Avary Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned http://tr.im/GdME @rogeravary @avary
  10. [Women bred to have pink leg hair!] RT @lol_daily: At Walmart. Careless Bear http://bit.ly/7GKeB1 #fail #funny
  11. http://brizzly.com/pic/K2Y I beg to differ! (and thx for the beer!)
  12. Your Ozzie tax $ hard @ work... RT @OddNewsUPI: Scientists aim to curb burping sheep http://kl.am/5d0g
  13. Funny video, but I forgot the # to call... RT @funniness FDNY Paramedics in a Call-911 PSA Music Video http://bit.ly/7VoRnh #funny
  14. They are best when accidental: RT @funniness: Epic billboard fail: Twitter and electronic billboards don't mix #funny http://bit.ly/6n2rYT
  15. What if keys/locks are different?! :) RT @ThingsToLookAt: it requires two very friendly wrists, one to unlock the other.
  16. ["Those look heavy!"] RT @dezwemmer: http://twitpic.com/rch2u
  17. Is this Brittish kids TV? It explains alot if so. Many fails. Best: "EHT SWEN" RT @funniness: Bananaman #funny http://bit.ly/6i6Niz
  18. http://bit.ly/71Hxhg Once again, people: Grammar & Spell check all full back tattoos. No exceptions.
  19. [Good family quality face-time together!] RT @dancingagain: @kellyskorner http://twitpic.com/r8qat - That's awesome! Too funny. :)
  20. Life Magazine's Creepiest College Mascots http://bit.ly/5pAKpw My favorite? The Stamford Tree Mascot: http://twitpic.com/rcbrx