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  1. At my daughter's bus stop there's a guy who waits in his car, with his son... while smoking. That's a push. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
  2. I'm down 6 lbs. but I still can't run a mile in less than 15 minutes... this June 5th, 10k race is going to be harder than I thought. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
  3. I'm at Crackers in Indy all week... 1st 300 people to show up every night get to see a great show. Your welcome. about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. Mrs. Woods thought she had a Tiger, but what she got was a Lion and a Cheeta. Folks! about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. Did a bunch of filming for the documentary today, and now we're doing a Comcast stand up show @ Crackers in Indy. Too much me for one day. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. Doctor's visit went well... he Shawshanked me before I knew what happened. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. (Golf whisper) Tiger's got a tough one here, the voicemail to his mistress has been leaked... he should lay it up and apologize. about 21 hours ago from web
  8. But not the hits. // RT@music_news10 Rihanna Says She Still Likes Chris Brown's Music. http://bit.ly/2CAWrm about 22 hours ago from web
  9. That Tiger Woods apology was awful quick... aren't you supposed to deny everything for a while, then come clean? about 22 hours ago from web
  10. @chickmcgee1 What is it you always say? "Never write anything down, no video, and Tiger, don't leave a voicemail for your mistress." 5:58 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  11. Thanks! Hope you had a great Thanksgiving. // RT @webster107: @PatGodwin Re: upcoming 10k... Run Forrest run! 5:28 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  12. My neighbor asked me, since I'm on the road so much, what was my game plan for snow removal... I told him, "33 degrees". 5:20 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  13. I hear it brewing. // RT @indywire: Pat Godwin Sings Up A Storm at Crackers Comedy Club Dow... - http://fwix.com/article/18_178282f858 3:53 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  14. I have to run again today to prepare for a 10k run in June... but I just ran yesterday. 3:42 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  15. If I gain 80 lbs. and get a sex change... Chaz Bono and I will meet somewhere in the middle. 9:44 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  16. @m_mann Recaculate fa shizzle, you about to hit the hizzle. // Snoop Dogg Lends Voice To TomTom Car Navigation System. http://bit.ly/8hwOWa 9:37 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  17. I auditioned for "The Biggest Loser" and the ONLY reason I didn't make the show was my weight. Everything else was perfect. 7:34 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  18. The saying, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life" is for people who f**ked up real bad yesterday. 7:26 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  19. No cure, right? RT @Lead_Solo: Re: Tinnitus... Welcome to the world of a jet pilot... I have no idea what silence sounds like anymore. 6:57 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  20. My tinnitus is getting so bad that it sounds like someone is playing one long, endless note on a tin whistle in my head. 6:48 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck